Xylorjax:  
"Gimme a Duff beer!"  "We don't 
serve Duff.  We serve Fudd."

Angel_Noir: 
"Hello, I'm Mr. Hat, and I'm 
an alcoholic." "Hi Mr. Hat!" 

HanoverF: 
"Who's ass does a guy gotta stick his 
hand up to get a drink around here?"

  
Angel_Noir: 
"Admit it, there were only two good 
things about 'BASEketball' and Jenny 
McCarthy was sportin' both of them!" 

HanoverF: 
"J'accuse!"

  
Matteus: 
Middle aged lesbian love in bloom 

JediClone: 
Looking for the little man in the booze 
 

  
Matteus: 
who's the egg-head with the plate 
on his head? 

HanoverF: 
"You choose... poorly, Padre!" "That 
was'nt the cup of a carpenter, Aggggh!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"So what was that whole 'Thou shall 
not covet thy neighbor's ass' 
thing about? Fag." 
 

  
Matteus: 
sorry, lost a contact... 

Angel_Noir: 
o/` "I'm half the man I used to be..." 

JediClone: 
Just learned that Nurse Gollum is 
pregnant with his baby... well, 
part of a baby, and part of 
another baby...

  
Angel_Noir: 
"You're Shittin' Me Theater"presents 
"Honey, I shrunk the Brando". 

BuckFifty: 
Marlon Brando and Warwick 
Davis star in South Park, tonight 
on You're Shittin' Me Theater. 

HanoverF: 
His single greatest feat of genetic 
engineering? Giveing himself three chins!