Matteus: 
umm, does this guy have a chin 
or is that just a deep wound 

BuckFifty: 
Brady: Scorpio.  Likes animals, 
reading and authority.  Nothing 
to see here, move along. 

Angel_Noir: 
Officer Barbrady. Libra. Enjoys 
beating minorities for no reason, 
donuts, and picture books. 
 

  
 Angel_Noir: 
Chef. Gemini. Enjoys sex. Period. 

BuckFifty: 
Chef: Aries.  Enjoys salsbury steak, 
little chocolate balls and *hot lava*. 

HanoverF: 
"Oh sure, someone knocks up some 
skinny white woman, everyone looks 
at me! They're just songs people! Like 
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds was 
just a song!"

  
 Angel_Noir: 
Jimbo. Sagitarius. Enjoys fully automatic 
weapons, cop-killer bullets, and women 
who don't know about "over 
compensation". 

BuckFifty: 
Uncle Jimbo: Capricorn.  Three 
words.  Guns.  Guns.  Guns. 

HanoverF: 
.oO(I left my gun in my other pants! 
Oh no... gotta calm down... I know, 
I'll call Charleton Heston, he'll know 
what to do!)
 

  
 Matteus: 
It's Bob from Seasame Street!! 

BuckFifty: 
Mr Garrison: Pansy ass.  Fond of 
puppetry, children and Kathy Lee 
Gifford.  Way too fond of all them! 

JediClone: 
Mr Garrison. Virgo. Likes Mr Stick. 
So much in fact, he's already had 5 
splinters surgically removed from a 
'sensitive area' and is taking medication 
for Dutch Elm Disease. 
 

  
 Matteus: 
you cats are crazy man 

BuckFifty: 
Ned: Cancer.  'nuff said. 

Beedo: 
The militia-member brother the 
Pringle's guy tries to keep secretet. 

JediClone: 
Ned: Undecided. Secretly gets turned 
on by people who make fun of his voice. 
 

  
Angel_Noir: 
Chief Staring Contest was the only 
one that could hold his ground against 
the logo. 

JediClone: 
Cheif Token Redskin.

HanoverF: 
.oO(That HanoverF fellow is about 
to make an anti-native american
caption,I just know it!)