Matteus: 
you're blackness is crushing me!! 

JediClone: 
...You say you live in <gulp> Brentwood? 

HanoverF: 
"Wait a minute, you're not Wilt 
Chamberlain, get offa me!" 
 

  
Xylorjax: 
Everyone who thinks that having #69
in the picture was an accident, please
raise your hand.  That's what I thought.

Angel_Noir: 
Kids, can you spot the blatant s 
exual innuendo in this picture? 

BuckFifty: 
"Ok Bill, you do a post out on Mrs 
Cartman.  Frank, you to a 10 and 
cross on Mrs Cartman and I'll do a little 
QB sneak.  Ready?  Break!"
 

  
 Angel_Noir: 
Pete, Link, and Julie? 

HanoverF: 
"A Four Way?!? Ohh, Calgon, 
take me away!" 

JediClone: 
Oh, excuse me, Mr Cartman. Could 
you go away now? I'd like to take a 
pass at Chef please. 
 

  
 Xylorjax:  
As Cartman watched the video of
the drunken barn dance, he learned
more than he ever wanted to about 
Mrs. Cartman.

Matteus: 
error! Retry Abort Ignore.... 

BuckFifty: 
Ah, back in Cartman's Run DMC days... 

Angel_Noir: 
Cartman comes to the realization 
that he is not Flavor Flav. 

HanoverF: 
"Vanilla Ice is my father?! NOOOOO!" 
 

  
 Matteus: 
they found out he plans out Kenny's 
deaths with his elite group of hitmen 

JediClone: 
Then Mr Stick showed up, and the whole 
tea party degraded into the biggest 
puppet orgy in the history of Colorado. 
 

 

  
 Xylorjax:  
"So....sucks to be poor, huh?"

HanoverF: 
"Mr. Hat, This is the last gay bar 
I let you drag me to!" 

JediClone: 
"Excuse me Mr McCormick. A student 
of mine has been making some cruel 
remarks about youf family. About how 
poor you are" "Well, I am poor..." 
"Oh, well it's OK then."