NightTrain: 
The 7th Circle of Hell 

JediClone:
Sporty suggested a right-forward pass 
into a Stature of Liberty play.The others 
had to remind her they'd huddled 
to decide what kind of pizza to get.

Matteus:  
I've died and gone to Hell 

HanoverF:  
Yes, the Spice Girls do everything  
together, includeing heading to the  
loo for a quick purge after diner. 

Beedo: 
I'm still trying to decide whether or  
not I'd wake up to this image  
grinning madly, or screaming. 
  
Angel_Noir: 
*BONK!* (Yaaaah!) 

Xylorjax:  
#8 on the 10 Worst Places
to Wake Up list
 

   
Matteus: 
Mike Meyers, George Wendt, 
and Adam Ant 

Beedo: 
So, wanna start a football riot, then?

   
 Neoknight: 
"Ummm... guys... what's that funny 
-shaped red sign say?" 

Angel_Noir:  
"If you don't shut up,  
I'll kill the bunny!!" 

HanoverF: 
"I can't drive this thing! I need one of  
those magic bead seat covers!" 

NightTrain: 
Leather Tuscadero, Bus Driver 

Beedo:  
In keeping with "Cool  
Britannia," all London bus drivers  
must be certifiably hot. 

Xylorjax:  
"Sit down!  We're running late!"

  
Matteus:  
they end up in Boston's South End,  
Gay ghetto and find out that they  
guys look better than them 

Beedo:  
Where's a low bridge  
when you need it? 

Angel_Noir:  
"Theres something untalented  
on the wing!"

  
JediClone:  
Next month, in Mad Magazine, 
Monroe's mother dresses him in her 
under wear and forces him to stand 
in for her beaudua photos, 'cause  
she's busy blowing the photographer, 
who messes up the camera angle 
in a fit of passion. 

Angel_Noir:  
In space, no one can hear you lipsync. 

Xylorjax:  
BatSpice 

E_B_A: 
Suddenly, the rocks in her head  
develop a gravity of their own.

  
Matteus:  
a scene cut from "The Craft" 

HanoverF:  
Look Out! They Look Rabid! 

NightTrain: 
Unable to withstand the awesome  
force of true talent, the Spice Girls 
ran screaming from the Aretha  
Franklin Room. 

Neoknight:  
Realizing where thier careers are going, 
the Spice Girls flee for thier lives. 

Xylorjax: 
 The panty-raid on the girl's  
dorm was a rousing success... 

Beedo:  
Time to go to Pamplona, for 
the annual Running of the Sluts.
 

 
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