Matteus:  
I'd be vomiting too  

Neoknight:  
Spice Girls gathered around a bed  
and no sign of a man? There's  
a rare occasion. 

Beedo:  
Oh, yeah.  That's who I'D want 
helping my wife give birth! 

HanoverF:  
I think they are getting pretty  
desperate to rectuite a new Spice Girl... 
 

   
Matteus:  
but it's MY licorice!!  

Xylorjax:   
The 'Girls attempt a hostile  
takeover on Statler and Waldorf. 

Angel_Noir:  
Poorly Researched Theater presents:  
"Lincoln, a Man and His Skybox." 
 

   
 HanoverF:  
exposed to the Spice Girls at a 
young age, most try to gouge their  
eyes out and shove them in their ears 

Angel_Noir:  
Got Breastmilk? 

E_B_A: 
"HEY! That's an Etch-a-sketch 
hanging on the wall! You're not a real 
doctor!""But I do do mammagrams!" 

Beedo:  
Half of them were probably  
wondering how the baby got up  
there in the first place. 

Matteus:  
no pictures, no pictures 

JediClone: 
The Diamond-Studded Nursing  
Bra. New from DeBeers. 

Xylorjax:   
This kid thinks it's in an All- 
You-Can-Eat buffet 
 

   
  Beedo:  
What's my Great Aunt 
Edie doing there?! 

Xylorjax:   
Lady Gadiva often had that  
affect on men... 

Angel_Noir:  
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I play  
one on Russian TV." "Close  
enough!" *Ziiiip!*

   
 Matteus:  
this isn't as good as The Wiz 

Beedo:  
We take you now to "Mutiny  
in Space," already in progress. 

NightTrain: 
\o We're riding on the escalator 
of life/We're shopping in 
the human mall o/

   
 Matteus: 
no wonder he wasn't of any help...  
HE WAS MADE OF PLASTIC!!! 

NightTrain: 
Green Lantern at rest. 

Xylorjax:   
Bad Acid Trip Spice 

Beedo: 
Oh, see?  The surgeoun LOVES 
it when you rub his li'l tummy! 

Angel_Noir:  
Kin Catrel is Alan Alda as Dr.  
Hawkeye Pierce on the next 
"Conviluted Theater." 

Neoknight:  
Subjected to the presense of the  
Spice Girls for more than 10 minutes,  
Dr Jones's body goes into shock. 

JediClone: 
What's the first thing Truman did 
after he left the set? He beat the 
crap out of Cristoph!
 

 
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