Beedo: 
"Look!  Up in the sky!"    
"It's just a pigeon, ya twonk." 

NightTrain: 
"Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" 
"It's a plane!" (Wipes bird poopie 
from eye): "It's a f***ing bird!" 

HanoverF: 
"I think I can see up Baby's skirt!" 

JediClone: 
"First it was up here<raises hand> 
Now it's here <slams hand to the  
floor>"... Mike McKinney  
illustrates his career after Kids 
in the Hall was cancelled.

   
 HanoverF: 
Pinball games were very dull untill  
someone got the idea to use a sphere 

Angel_Noir:   
"Spice World" has been brought to you  
by a grant from the Lego Corporation. 

Matteus:  
uh oh, Wallace and Grommit  
are in trouble again! 

Beedo:  
The Dukes of London! 

Xylorjax:   
They've officially crossed the  
fine line between stupid and  
just plain ridiculous

   
 Matteus:  
oh, thank you movie, you  
read my mind 

NightTrain: 
Now put that bomb in Deborah  
Harry's wig and get her onto "The 
Corny Collins Show"! 

Angel_Noir:   
If Ginger doesent look like a slut at  
least 50 times, the bomb will go off. 

Xylorjax:   
The hero of our story. 

Beedo:  
Don't tell me they ripped off  
"Speed" as well? 

Neoknight: 
Now there's something we want to  
see attached to the Spice Girls 

E_B_A:  
Some people need that extra little
something to wake up in the morning 
 

  
Beedo:  
The natural reaction to a viewing  
of "Spice World". 

NightTrain: 
"All right! I'll talk, I'll talk! Now  
please, stop playing 'Wannabe'!"

  
 Xylorjax:  
Only the 'Girls would try to  
pick up an ON-DUTY cop. 

Matteus:  
and they're arrested for  
prostitution, right? 

Angel_Noir: 
o/` "Bad singers, bad singers.  
What ya gonna do?" 

Beedo:  
Yes, the Spice Girls are no 
strangers to police raids....

  
Xylorjax:   
Widely Known Spice Girl Fact #1: 
 The 'Girls were once hookers. 

NightTrain: 
Wynona Judd and Joan Jett 

Angel_Noir:  
In England they come in "Regular" 
,and "Censored" varieties 

HanoverF:  
StreetWalker Spice, once a joke, 
soon to be a reality! 
  
Matteus:  
Dippy Spice and Despondent Spice 

Beedo:  
Hello, sailor.  New in town?
 

 
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