BuckFifty:
heheheh, if I had a nickle for
everytime I've seen a Spice Girl
caught with her legs wide open...
E_B_A:
"Okay... so maybe the breast
enlargement was a bit overboard
but- oof!- you still love me for
my- ugh- mind, right?"
Beedo:
I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!
JediClone:
Welfare Spice
NightTrain:
"So, what IS the difference between
our asses and a hole in the ground?"
Xylorjax:
Meanwhile, in ANOTHER
wing of the Incredi-Bus.
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Matteus:
is that Elderly Spice in the back?
Beedo: "Your regular doctor couldn't
make it, so Sporty is going to operate."
"CALL THAT KEVORKIAN GUY!"
E_B_A:
"It's twins! But one is really
ugly!" "That's the placenta you twit!"
Angel_Noir:
"I had the starngest dream. You were
there, and you were there...but you had
talent." "Man, that was a dream!"
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Angel_Noir:
All capping aside, who among us
(not counting women) would turn
down a spounge bath in this situation?
BuckFifty:
(Boy)"If you're not going to get
naked, please just leave me to die
...Don't sing! NOOOO!!!
NURSE!!" *flatlines*
Beedo:
Kevin's dying request was that all
the Spice Girls tell him to turn his
head and cough.
E_B_A:
"Pull... the... plug..." "You're not in
critical condition. You're fine."
"Then... go... away..."
Xylorjax:
The Make-A-Wish foundation has
a sick sense of humor, sending the
'Girls to the terminally ill, just to make
the pain THAT MUCH WORSE.
NightTrain:
"We're sorry you're so sick,
honey. How 'bout if we sing
for you?" "NURSE!!!"
Matteus:
this kid has so many nude photos of
her under his bed, it's not even funny
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JediClone:
This movie has no pulse!
Beedo:
Just when I thought Andrew "Dice"
Clay couldn't sink any lower....
Matteus:
Hmm, I was supposed to meet my
sideburns here over an hour ago
E_B_A:
"Yes headquarters? Shave the
sideburns? Part my hair on the other
side? Mom! I told you to stay
off this line!"
Xylorjax:
Swatch. The Official Timekeeper
of the 15 Mintues of Fame. |
JediClone:
You've reached the How To Use
A Cel Phone Hotline. To learn
how to receive a call, press 1 now. <beep>... Press
1 now. <beep>...
Press 1 now.<beep>...
Beedo:
Spectacles, a cellular phone, and a
designer suit in no way disguise the
fact that she still has the same hair as
Larry Fine of the Three Sttooges.
BuckFifty:
"Hello operator? Can you give
me the number for 911 please?"
NightTrain:
Honey, the fake glasses didn't make
Schwarzenegger look intelligent, and
they won't make YOU look it, either.
E_B_A:
"You caught me just in time. I
was finishing up my cocoon."
Xylorjax:
She looks smart in this picture,
until you realize that she's carrying
on a conversation with a rectal
thermometer.
Matteus:
Shocked Spice
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Beedo:
Oh, crap. I think I left my tennis
bracelet inside Mr. Palfrey!
Angel_Noir:
"...so then I said, 'If this is my
thermometer, where's my pen'..."
NightTrain:
Wish they'd let us know when the
Spice Girls are in town. We could order
extra stomach pumps ahead of time!
Matteus:
it's those two Clorox Bleach
bottles in human form
E_B_A:
"You should have it so bad! I have
to give Mr. Brando a spounge bath!" |
