E_B_A: 
If Dave Thomas only knew. 

Beedo: 
Bozo the Clown's sister ran away 
from home at an early age and 
eventually became a crack-whore. 

Xylorjax:  
You know, I wouldn't be surprised 
if that was John Leguizamo on the left... 
 
 

   
Angel_Noir:  
"Girls, hurry! I think I found the jerk  
who painted Scarry's pockets black!" 

Beedo:  
I'm not epileptic, but this looks like 
a good time to have a fit. 

Xylorjax:  
We interrupt this movie to bring you:  
A Schumacher Batman film. 

BuckFifty: 
Tonight on Pay-Per-View, the Spice  
flies in a no holds barred grudge match! 

E_B_A: 
Prince pants? 

Matteus: 
I guess this is the only good part,  
the nudity
 

   
 NightTrain:  
Best scene of the film! 

BuckFifty: 
"If this is a Japanese monster movie,  
where's the guy named Ken?" 

Xylorjax: 
Dude, this picture is messed... 

Beedo: 
Sorry, this isn't very interesting  
without graphics.  But, considering  
the alternative is seeing "Spice  
World," I prefer this. 

Matteus:  
Bjork Spice 

E_B_A:  
ERROR!

   
Xylorjax: 
The Fifth Element 2: More 
Ridiculous Men in Dresses 

Beedo:  
When Las Vegas showgirls give 
into their megalomania. 

E_B_A: 
"Hi! I'm Patrick Swayze for 
Rogaine and- WHAT!? What  
are you laughing at!?" 

Angel_Noir:  
 Although few historians will admit it,  
Bruce Lee dabbled in porn. Seen here  
is a scene from "Enter the Drag Queen".  

JediClone:  
Drag Spice  

NightTrain:  
Paris Is Burning  
 

   
E_B_A:  
"Gettin' Smurfy widdit!"  

Beedo: 
When I said I wanted to go to a  
Blues Bar, this isn't what I  
had in mind. 

JediClone: 
 "This 'ere's a roberry, 'right! Hand  
ova ya money now, or Posh takes  
off her top!" "I'll do it! Dont  
think I wont do it!" 
 

   
Angel_Noir:  
"I can't find my blindfold, so I'll just shut  
my eyes. O.K., I'm ready." "Jeez, Helen.  
You really know how to kill the mood!"  
  
Xylorjax:  
Financially insecure after leaving the 
'Girls, Ginger practices her new career 
as a mime in between dirty dishes.

Beedo:  
Rubber gloves, eh?  KINKY! 

E_B_A: 
Of course the Spice Girls come  
a'runnin' when it's cavity search time! 

Neoknight:  
Ginger learns exactly what it takes to  
handle thier music in its rawest form;  
as much protection as possible!  

JediClone:  
When The dogmas of Safe Sex  
and Mastering Your  
Own Domain collide.... 

Matteus:  
Sanitary Spice
 

 
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