BuckFifty:  
There's that oral fixation again...  
damn teasing wench...  

Angel_Noir:  
How many licks does it take to  
get a child pornogarpy charge?  

Beedo:  
That's right, Baby.  Use those mouth  
muscles like the girls from Beijing.  

JediClone:  
Kojack gets a sex change. Tonight  
on You're Snippin' Me Theatre 

Neoknight:  
Baby Spice practices for her next hot date  

NightTrain  
Hustler centerfold rejects  

Matteus:  
Kim Bassinger as Joni Mitchel  

E_B_A:  
It's hard to look sophisticated  
when you're just lit your blowpop.  
 

   
Angel_Noir:  
 "Are you O.k.?" "I invested in this  
film." "Whoa! Buy you a 'last drink'?"  

NightTrain:  
(Sob) I can't believe I'm in  
f---ing Spice World."  

Beedo:  
Good idea.  Getting drunk is a  
GREAT way to avoid seeing the  
rest of this crap.  

E_B_A:  
Some people try and lose their minds  
with sips of cheap liqour. Rob takes  
a more direct approach.  

Xylorjax:  
"Ya know, Henry, if you don't  
want to be in the movie you can just  
SAY SO.  You don't have to stab  
yourself in the head with your beer  
bottle."  "Too....late..."

   
 Matteus:  
oh please fall in  
  
Beedo:  
"Spice Girls: Beyond Thunderdome"  

E_B_A:  
Wow! Look at all the sexy, young  
ladies! And the Oval Office looks  
fabulous now that it's been renovated!  

Xylorjax:  
Meanwhile, at the  
Techno-Rave/Rodeo...

   
 E_B_A:  
Leave it to Morrisey to try and  
blend in with society.  

BuckFifty:  
Vader Spice  
(for all those wrestling fans)  

Beedo:  
Sadistic Spice  

NightTrain:  
Finally, a character I can relate to!  

Angel_Noir:  
"Who ordered the whipped cream?"  

 JediClone:  
Goth Spice  

Matteus:  
yeah, S&M Spice  

Xylorjax:  
June Cleaver, on her night out.

   
 E_B_A:  
"Yo man! Da morgue be fresh!  
Word up!"  

Beedo:  
Robert Englund IS Blind Pugh in  
"Treasure Island Two:  
The Quickening !"  

Angel_Noir:  
 Noob Saibot shows up to sabotauge  
the film. (Thank God!)

   
 JediClone:   
The President's Gala was concluded   
with a rousing game of Musical Interns.   
(see, when the music stops, the politician   
has to put his--- do I have to explain   
EVERYTHING to you people?!)   
  
Beedo:  
o/~   I-i-i-i-i-i Pa-a-agli-a-a-a-aci!  o/~  

NightTrain:  
\o "What you want...baby I got it!  
What you need...you know I got it!" o/  
"Will you give it up, for Christ's sake!"  

E_B_A:  
Even though she backed into a  
curling iron, she's still not Mrs. Hot Sh*t  
  
Xylorjax:  
Ginger's meeting with the  
President went rather well...  

Matteus:  
Oral Spice
 

 
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