Angel_Noir: 
"West-HALF!!" NEXT!		   
JediClone: 
From the creators of The Mary Tyler 
Moore Airshow comes Rhoda On Ice!		   
NightTrain: 
"I wanna tell you all a story 'bout 
the girls named Spice/Can't sing 
worth a damn, and their hair's
got lice! Bust a move."
 
  
 BuckFifty: 
Lavern and Shirley Spice		   
 Beedo: 
Freakshow Spice		   
 E_B_A: 
"I caught a tapeworm this big!" 
 
 
Beedo: 
Good night, Budokan!  Cheap 
Trick says good night!
 		  
E_B_A: 
"Milk: it does a body spastic."		  
 Matteus: 
it's a young drunk Michael Jackson 
 
Matteus: 
"you should try covering your 
grey, Ginger"		  
E_B_A: 
Don't you have to first be deidcated 
to an art of some kind to sell out?		  
Beedo: 
Hey, Baby!  What's wrong with 
you?  You're not dressed in 
something outrageously tacky!
 
 
NightTrain: 
 "Ohmigod! Like, they're doing 
own singing and stuff. That's, 
like, totally gnarly!" 
 		   
 Angel_Noir: 
"I'm gonna ask the Wizard 
for some breasts."		   
JediClone: 
Fear of success having brought on a 
wave of nostolgia, Baby and Ginger 
return to the streets and their old 
lives as crack whores.
 
  
Xylorjax: 
"But I *CAN* pee standing up!" 
"Prove it."  "Okaaaay..."		   
E_B_A: 
"No no no! I said our rowing 
team needs five oars!'"
 		   
Matteus: 
like Pooh, they have a thoughtful spot
 
Beedo: 
Should I even ask why they're all 
hanging around the docks?  Let 
me guess.  The fleet's in. 
 		  
 Xylorjax: 
FOCUS!  FOCUS!  Wait...I take 
that back!  LEAVE IT!  LEAVE IT!		  
E_B_A: 
Just a regular friday night 
for Ted Kennedy.
  
 Matteus: 
they're so two dimentional		   
 JediClone: 
A young law student trips on acid, 
covers herself with her own excrement, 
and lights her roomate's hair on fire. 
Tonight, on the "Alley McBeal Prequels"
 		   
 Angel_Noir: 
Gettin' Wiggy Wit' it.
 
Beedo: 
The Dishonorable Judge Stephen 
Fry presiding.		  
Matteus: 
can you take a man with a loufah 
sponge on his head seriously?
 		  
Xylorjax: 
Arraignment for the Olympic 
snowboarding gold medalist, 
1st person view.
  
 NightTrain: 
I find you guilty of making the worst 
movie since "Ishtar." 99 years in solitary! 
 		   
 Neoknight: 
"And for the crime of generaly sucking, 
you are all sentanced to death by 
crucifiction!" and the crowd goes wild.		   
E_B_A: 
"And remember, I'm not just the 
Hacrame-Head Club President for 
Trolls, I'm also an infant! And a 
junkie! Want a brownie?"
 
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