Xylorjax:  Sporty is really Ellen Degeneres?!  NO!  GOD NO!!!	JediClone:  Hey Posh! Quess which orafice  I picked this out of and win a dollar!  Quess whose orafice I piked it out of and win another dollar!	NightTrain:  "This 'Partridge Family' is  waaaay to deep for me."
Angel_Noir:  Don't mind this.  It's just my "Spice Girls  get assimilated by the Borg" fantasy.	Beedo:  Nah, I don't fink I like the  "Poison Ivy" look.	Beedo:  For the first since puberty, Ginger  manages to keep her knees together.
Xylorjax:  Talk about your ass kissers...	E_B_A:  This is why regular trips to the  gynocologist are a must: inflamation.	Angel_Noir:  Sally tells the furniture to kiss her ass,  on the next "Literalist Theater"
JediClone:  No one will be seated during the  breathtaking sitting scene!	E_B_A:  A poor choice in microphone shape  leads to an unexpected lesson on  fellatio techniques.	Xylorjax:  Baby Spice is interviewed by John  Larroquette on: Michael 2: No, we   COULDN'T get Travolta
NightTrain:  "Please, Mrs. Beazley, come  home. We miss you!"	Angel_Noir:  Baby Spice meets Wilt Chamberlin.	Angel_Noir:  The medal ceremony is ruined by  Jill's salute to the "Black Panthers".
Beedo:  Well, look at it this way:  it's either this or Teletubbies.	Beedo:  Weren't they in "The Full Monty"?

 

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