Xylorjax: 
Cue Nancy Sinatra music here.		   
Beedo: 
The sequel to "Men in Black": 
"Women in Crappy Clothes"		   
JediClone: 
JANITORS Is filmed on location with 
men and women of sanitation 
enforcemnt... "Now what we have here
is a gift from this kid who pukes 
whenever he gets near his girlfriend"
 
 
Beedo: 
While Noob Saibot films, Jerry 
accidentally walks on set with 
his power paint-roller.
 		  
E_B_A: 
Steel has gained weight.		  
NightTrain: 
"Free Bird!" "Free Birrrrrrrd!"
 
Scouty: 
Spice Girls or BackStreet 
Boys rally...you decide.		  
  Angel_Noir: 
"Mulder, Waldo could be 
anywhere." "He's in this crowd, 
Scully.  I can just feel it."
 		  
Xylorjax: 
(Cheering the departure of Ginger 
 from the group)
  
  Beedo: 
This just in... a rampaging horde of British 
soccer fans conquered France today. 
Paris was taken in minutes, the rest of 
France followed quickly thereafter.
 		   
NightTrain: 
Winner of the 1998 Miss 
Floozy Contest....		   
 Angel_Noir: 
Fans often wondered why she would 
just politely wave whenever they 
questioned her alliegance to the group.
 
 E_B_A: 
Mr. and Mrs. Mayflower extend 
a hand of greeting to a confused 
Hudson Hawk.		   
 JediClone: 
Pandering to the demands of her 
American fans, Ginger shaved her 
pits for the US tour.		   
 Angel_Noir: 
Fans often wondered why she would 
just politely wave whenever they 
questioned her alliegance to the group.
 
 
Beedo: 
Hey!  The Union Jack's 
upside-down, dammit!		  
NightTrain: 
They're finally getting back at us 
for kicking their butts in 1776.		  
Xylorjax: 
Anyone wanna take bets on 
which country THEY'RE from?
 
  
Elle: 
So Tony Blair doesn't pronouce his 
't's, get's a ladder in his stockings and 
is basically kicked out of England. 
Or IS he??
 		   
Angel_Noir: 
The Charletons U.K. cover of 
"Double Dutch Bus"		   
Angel_Noir: 
After her 17th birthday, Susie bagan to 
doubt that her parents would remember 
they had left her at Toys 'R' Us. 
 
  
 Geek_Spice: 
:Pee-Wee's *other* Playhouse		   
 Neoknight: 
And they keep saying they don't 
want to be seen as a kid's band.		   
 JediClone: 
The tabloids say Baby Spice 
is a"swinger" but I didn't think 
they meant this.
 
  
 Xylorjax: 
Little Known Spice Girl fact: 
Baby Spice swings both ways.		   
 Xylorjax: 
Posh tries on her new set of breasts, 
on a very special Peeping Tom Theater		   
 E_B_A: 
"Hey! That girl is wearing a dress 
just like mine! The nerve!" "It's a 
mirror!" "Tramp!"
 
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