Angel_Noir: 
"Do you like scary movies?" "I'm in Spice 
World aren't I?" "Ahhh! That is scary!"
  
 Xylorjax: 
(David Spade's voice): "And you 
aaaaaarrree... right... right..."
  
 Beedo: 
Wasn't this guy in that execrable 
"Super Mario Brothers" movie? 
 
 
NightTrain: 
"This is Dr. Johnny Fever on 
WKRP. Let's rock 'n' roll! And, 
oh yeah...BOOGER!"
 
 
JediClone: 
Little did Blofeld realize 
his cat really worked for 007...
 
Beedo: 
Roger Moore's idea of swank 
went out of style circa 1961. 
  
JediClone: 
<Knock knock!>"Mr Moore, you're on 
in 5 minutes! What're you doin in there?!" 
"Just stroking my pussy, my good man"
 
  
 Beedo: 
Ever hear anyone rap in a 
Cockney accent?  It ain't pretty.
  
 NightTrain: 
Now for a band with talent, here's 
Kid Creole & The Coconuts.
 
 Xylorjax: 
"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!" 
"Not yet.  Larry's tieing his shoe."
  
Angel_Noir: 
Got Snipers? 
 
  
NightTrain: 
"Hee-hee! And then he let me 
touch it!" "Oooo!" "No way."
 
  
Angel_Noir: 
Did somebody say, "orgy"?
  
Beedo: 
Just a camera and a pizza delivery 
boy, and we got the makings of a 
porno right here.
 
  
Beedo: 
And a freak wormhole opened up 
and swallowed them all.  The end. 
 
  
Neoknight: 
Wheeeeee!!!!
  
Angel_Noir: 
On the next "Spyrograph Theater".... 
  
Xylorjax: 
Well, this movie went down the 
drain in a hurry...
 
  
Xylorjax: 
Can't Hardly Wait, 
filmed in Glaucoma-vision!
  
Beedo: 
The Acid should kick in right 
about....  Oooooooh!
 
 
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