Matteus:
Will and Jeff's Excellent adventure
Xylorjax:
STEWARDESS! This is a NO
SMOKING FLIGHT, isn't it?
Beedo:
Ah, the young couple waves to the
crowd from their honeymoon pod.
JediClone:
In the passenger section is a stewardess
playing "River of Jorden"... |
Matteus:
"stop & die"
Angel_Noir:
"In my day, we had NC-17 ratings,
and I didn't hear anyone complaining!"
Ze_ev:
Mr. Yuck on a bad hair day
Beedo:
Avast, space-lubbers! Ye'll be
walking the plank! Ar!
Xylorjax:
How many virii print pretty
skull-and-crossbones pictures on
HUMAN-built computers, much less
alien ones? And don't MAKE me
go into the logistics of doing this...
NightTrain:
WARNING! This jewel box
contains a Mariah Carey CD.
Neoknight:
I like these new ratings systems! Even
says if it sucks or not. This one's deadly.
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JediClone:
Bruce Willis sacrifices his life
to ignite the bomb. And Demi Moore
lived happily ever after... Until
the reviews for her latest movie
came out.
Beedo:
What would Freud say?
DarkJediClone:
(Me again. No joke this time, just
using my Un-Caption This!
persona to fill up space.) |
Matteus:
Whoopie Goldberg as the alien
Xylorjax:
"Hi folks. I'm Yzzgxyklqr, for
The Art Institute of Proxima 9.
Do you like to draw..?"
JediClone:
Hi. I'm Q 40, and I'll be your
Time-Space Continuum operator.
Beedo:
Someone called Bluebeard on the line, sir.
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Matteus:
all this for a parakeet
Xylorjax:
Premiere night for Alien films
always draws a big crowd.
Beedo:
Meanwhile, on Coruscant....
JediClone:
(note to self. Get Gattaca images) |
Matteus:
batman?
NightTrain:
Sorry, Joker. Batman is not at
home washing his tights!
Angel_Noir:
"Did I leave the iron on?"
Beedo:
I TOLD you not to push the big red
button, but would you listen? No!
Neoknight:
Okay, now all those little bits are going to
form the letters "Sci Fi Channel" right?
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