Xylorjax:
Later, at the cast party, a visibly
shaken Bill Pullman realizes just
how far he's fallen...
NightTrain:
"Garcia's not really dead? Faaaar out!"
Beedo:
What the Hell is Spielberg doing there?
Ze_ev:
We won???? HEY, we won!!!
JediClone:
WKRP In Cincinatti: The Road Show. |
Matteus:
they're all upset because this is
the only scene they're in
Neoknight:
"Run, or you'll be in this lousy movie, too!"
Beedo:
If Devlin and Emmerich had their thieving
way, five bucks says these folks would be
singing the Ewok "Yub Nub" song.
JediClone:
"They destroyed it!" "YAYYY!"
"The wreckage it coming right for us!"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!"
Angel_Noir:
On the next "Conviluted Theater":
George Takei and James Earl
Jones in: "Shaka Sulu".
Ze_ev:
The natives are restless.
Xylorjax:
Kenyan tribesmen cheer sarcastically
as the white men destroy the very
embodiment of their religion with a
Mac laptop and an F-15 kamikaze.
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Matteus:
giant oreos over Sydney
Beedo:
Hooray! We saved the planet from
environmental des...truc....tion. Oh, crap.
Neoknight:
Well, at least they missed
the operahouse....
NightTrain:
"Oh, the humanity!"
Angel_Noir:
"Damn it! We missed Paul Hogan!"
JediClone:
Giant all-powerful alien warships?
That's nothing. Ever been in a room
full of obese Italian saprenos
singing Waltzing Matilda at the
tops of their lungs? Now that's
real terror! |
Matteus:
and the spice girls are there
Xylorjax:
We now RETURN you to the video for
California Love, already in progress.
Beedo:
Ladies of negotiable affection are
smuggled into Camp David during
the five-day "Peace Summit".
JediClone:
Ironically, Kate Winslett is mortally
afraid of water and moving vehichles.
Her "I'm flying!"scene was really shot
in a Jeep Cheroke 20 miles from the
coast, and matted into the DiCaprio
footage, after her safety harness chain
was digitally removed. THAT'S what
won the Oscar!
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Matteus:
remind me never to let you drive my car
NightTrain:
"Just saved the entire human race from
extinction, and I still can't get laid!"
Beedo:
I agree. "The Patently Wrong Stuff"
is a good subtitle.
JediClone:
And now the conclusion of
Deliverance of Arabia.
Ze_ev:
Will..."Yeah man, we just saved the
entire earth." Jeff..."Yeah, but did you
have to crash ANOTHER plane?!?!"
Will..."Shadup dude, who cares about
the stupid plane. we won!!" |
NightTrain:
Boo! Hiss!
Matteus:
Warning: this movie may cause
redness and swelling
Neoknight:
Anyone got Kevorkian's number?
I got a call to make.
Angel_Noir:
The script would be worth a lot of
money. Unfortunately, it's hard to
autograph a "Speak and Spell".
Beedo:
Devlin and Emmerich: the ideas are new,
but all the actual scenes AREN'T.
Xylorjax:
Dean Roland & Devlin Emmerich?
Them's some messed-up names, there...
JediClone:
The one and only positive thing about
Godzilla 98: When these two
broke their Fox contract and moved
to Sony, they killed any chance at
there ever being a sequel to this film.
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