Matteus: 
the affects of hiccups in confined areas 

Angel_Noir: 
"Stay on target" my ass! 

Beedo: 
I REGRET NOTHING!!!

JediClone:
If only there were a way to slip
"Ohmygod! The killed Kenny!"
into this...
 

  
 Matteus: 
SURGE!!! 

Beedo: 
Yeeeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAA!

Ze_ev:
Hanks screams in horror as the 
hordes of Smurfs descend on him.

Xylorjax: 
"They will see their beloved 
Gotham polish!" "NEXT!" 

Neoknight: 
Top of the world, ma! 

NightTrain: 
"Yippee-ki-ay, motherf***er!" 
 

  
 Matteus: 
they're sending them a holy blob 
to get rid of their bombs 

Beedo: 
Go into the light!

Ze_ev:
Once again visiting creature come to earth
to dump their inter-spacial, RV waste.

Angel_Noir: 
It seems the concept of 
"overkill" is universal. 

Xylorjax: 
We now return you to Fire in the  
Sky: Upside-down Stegasaurus  
Edition, already in progress. 

NightTrain: 
Only one of the 200,000 spaceships 
is allowed to fertilize the egg.
 

  
 Beedo: 
General Sherman's burning of Atlanta, on
the next "Poorly-Researched Theater".

Xylorjax: 
This scene couresty of the 
hadn't-yet-been-made 
Armageddon

Angel_Noir: 
When in Florida, stay at the 
beautiful Miami Hilton! 

NightTrain: 
We switch you now to 
James Cameron's Titanic

JediClone: 
Here we see a startling diference
between alien and human cultures: 
When their biggest ship was going
down, The alien musicians
were the first to bail out. 
 

  
Matteus: 
they're building better chattering teeth 

Angel_Noir: 
"Dot-Dash-321 saves 10% over other 
long distance telegraph providers..." 

JediClone: 
Unfortunately, the only telegraph 
machine that was still around to 
hear the message was buried under the 
debris of a museum in the now 
destroyed town of Springfeild... 

Beedo:
"Incoming message sir."  "What
does it say, Benson?"  "Deet-dee-Deet-Deet-dee..."  
"Shut up, Benson."
 

  
 Matteus: 
can you stop nibbling on my finger? 

Neoknight: 
When the career's going down 
the tubes, you need a good smoke 

NightTrain: 
Al Franken has a cigar to celebrate 
the record-breaking sales of Rush 
Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot (And 
Other Observations).

Beedo:
What would Freud say?

Xylorjax: 
 And now, a scene from the upcoming 
epic film The Hindenburg 2: This  
time, maybe it WON'T blow up
&bsp;

 
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