Matteus:
the affects of hiccups in confined areas
Angel_Noir:
"Stay on target" my ass!
Beedo:
I REGRET NOTHING!!!
JediClone:
If only there were a way to slip
"Ohmygod! The killed Kenny!"
into this...
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Matteus:
SURGE!!!
Beedo:
Yeeeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAA!
Ze_ev:
Hanks screams in horror as the
hordes of Smurfs descend on him.
Xylorjax:
"They will see their beloved
Gotham polish!" "NEXT!"
Neoknight:
Top of the world, ma!
NightTrain:
"Yippee-ki-ay, motherf***er!"
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Matteus:
they're sending them a holy blob
to get rid of their bombs
Beedo:
Go into the light!
Ze_ev:
Once again visiting creature come to earth
to dump their inter-spacial, RV waste.
Angel_Noir:
It seems the concept of
"overkill" is universal.
Xylorjax:
We now return you to Fire in the
Sky: Upside-down Stegasaurus
Edition, already in progress.
NightTrain:
Only one of the 200,000 spaceships
is allowed to fertilize the egg.
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Beedo:
General Sherman's burning of Atlanta, on
the next "Poorly-Researched Theater".
Xylorjax:
This scene couresty of the
hadn't-yet-been-made
Armageddon.
Angel_Noir:
When in Florida, stay at the
beautiful Miami Hilton!
NightTrain:
We switch you now to
James Cameron's Titanic.
JediClone:
Here we see a startling diference
between alien and human cultures:
When their biggest ship was going
down, The alien musicians
were the first to bail out.
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Matteus:
they're building better chattering teeth
Angel_Noir:
"Dot-Dash-321 saves 10% over other
long distance telegraph providers..."
JediClone:
Unfortunately, the only telegraph
machine that was still around to
hear the message was buried under the
debris of a museum in the now
destroyed town of Springfeild...
Beedo:
"Incoming message sir." "What
does it say, Benson?" "Deet-dee-Deet-Deet-dee..."
"Shut up, Benson."
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Matteus:
can you stop nibbling on my finger?
Neoknight:
When the career's going down
the tubes, you need a good smoke
NightTrain:
Al Franken has a cigar to celebrate
the record-breaking sales of Rush
Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot (And
Other Observations).
Beedo:
What would Freud say?
Xylorjax:
And now, a scene from the upcoming
epic film The Hindenburg 2: This
time, maybe it WON'T blow up.
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