Matteus:
darn, only two lives left
Xylorjax:
Technologically advanced enough to
bring their whole civilization to our
planet, and they still haven't progressed
beyond icons and a touchscreen?
Beedo:
Of course, the aliens' operating
system is Windows '98. |
Matteus:
and Bjork is ushered away
HanoverF:
"But I want to be in more of the movie!"
"Just stay away from the camera, mam."
Beedo:
With the coming of Emmerlich & Devlin's
"Godzilla," a massive evacuation of the
film critic community was undertaken.
NightTrain:
Is that a bongo drum
strapped to her back?
Angel_Noir:
The classic "I-know-the-world-is-
ending-but-I-think-I-lost-a-shoe" look. |
Matteus:
home fireworks shows never
work out as planned
Beedo:
Ed Crankshaft lights the barbecue again.
Angel_Noir:
Ironically Red Adair died
of spontaneous combustion.
NightTrain:
"Don't worry, men. It's just friendly fire."
HanoverF:
"Whoo-hoo! somebody get a
shit-load of marshmellows!"
Xylorjax:
Exhibit A in the "Why the Taco
Bell Dog doesn't smoke" trial.
|
Matteus:
Vicks cough drop aliens
Xylorjax:
Space Mountain is NOT the
same as I remember it...
Beedo:
I AM THE GREAT AND
TERRIBLE OZ!! |
Matteus:
he's never seen black people before
and he's trying to wipe the "paint" off
Neoknight:
"And now for a rousing renditon
of Hava Nagila!"
Beedo:
"Hey, Mister, you lost your propellor."
"Shut up, ya mashugenah goy."
Angel_Noir:
"We shall now bow our heads in
prayer that this weird cyst on my
head goes away."
NightTrain:
Nell Carter finds Rabbi Rieger
quite amusing.
|
Matteus:
I like men with big dogs...
Xylorjax:
Ahh...good old fashioned
audience-emotional manipulation
at its finest.
Angel_Noir:
"Hey! You got beastiality in my
kiddie porn!" "You got kiddie
porn in my beastiality!"
Beedo:
Wanna play "Doctor"?
Ze_ev:
"I don't want to play Rock, Paper,
Scissors anymore Billy." |
