Matteus:
ouch, he's pulling him by his nipples
Beedo:
"Koochie-koochie-koochie!" "Stop it, Mr.
President, I'm the Secretary of Foreign Affairs."
NightTrain:
"I don't want to hear about any more
headless motorcyclists, Kolchak!"
tadpole:
"No Jim, it's sexual harrassment! And I
DON'T have to take it anymore!! Get OUT!!!"
HanoverF:
Bad touch
JediClone:
The dreaded Purple Nurple ... OF DEATH!
Angel_Noir:
Don't you hate it when your grandparents
refuse to believe that the "tickle monster"
is not a welcome visitor during important
business presentations?
Witchy:
No! No! No! I want the last Snickers bar!
Xylorjax:
The Art Institute Guy -vs- Billionare
Paul Allen in a steel cage match!
Only on Pay-Per-View!
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Matteus:
is that arabic on his sleeve?
JediClone:
A team of top physicians study
the schemactics of Leader One.
Then they go get a blowtorch....
"GoBot Autopsy". Tonight on Fox.
...Where else?
Beedo:
"I say, chaps, why is it always
the YANKS who come up with a
way to save the Earth? Why not
give someone else a chance?"
Angel_Noir:
"Our orders stand. We stay here
and gaurd this huge pile of sugar."
tadpole:
"So what were you doing up there?"
"You know?.. uh communicating." "Communicating??" "Ya, you know,
giving him the bird..."
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Matteus:
says here I'm Michael Keaton
Witchy:
Alright....Who's the wise guy? Who added Santa Claus
to this list of pilots?
HanoverF:
To raise spirits they decide to put
on a production of "Our Town"
JediClone:
I'm sorry Ensign. I cant make this out. Back
when I enrolled in the army, they were
still accepting illiterate dropouts.
Xylorjax:
"Uh oh. It says here that there's
a love scene next, and we're the
only two in the room..."
NightTrain:
"Says here while I was sleeping, AOL
sent a guy in to download their software
into my computer. They'll do anything
to get new customers, won't they?"
Beedo:
Wasn't the tall guy in "The Full Monty"?
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Matteus:
AMERICANA!!
HanoverF:
"Private Jack Danials reporting for
drunk... err I mean Private Drunk
reporting for Jack Danials."
Neoknight:
All hail the beer god!
Beedo:
If Judd Hirsch and Robert Englund
had a baby....
Xylorjax:
Another Northwest Airlines pilot
reports to serve his country.
Angel_Noir:
"Here's to you, Irish Coffee!"
JediClone:
Nobody will be seatd during the stirring
Patriotism Scene in the Randy Quiad
sci-fi war classic "Enemy Whino"!
NightTrain:
That's the worst Benny Hill
impersonation I've ever seen.
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Matteus:
what is he doing? did he forget to shave?
Kel's Winter:
Much to the embarrassment of his
friends and family, when he went to
salute the president and say a canny
word or two, the cola took effect, and
a horrendous belch ripped forth.
JediClone:
Watch how Brundlefly eats the
mike, kids!... <wharf!... sluuuuurp>
Beedo:
Jeff, now is hardly the time for
a quick line of coke. |
Matteus:
Marriage? I thought this
was the hotel check in
HanoverF:
"Hmmm, thats not to impresive, your sure
you want to marry him, I'm much bigger!"
Xylorjax:
"Do you take this woman to be
your--dear lord! Are you peeing
on my altar?!" "When ya hafta drain
the lizard, ya just do it, man..."
NightTrain:
\o Our love's in jeopardy...baby!
Whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo... o/
Beedo:
"We are gathered here in the Presence
of.... NICE hooters, baby!
Angel_Noir:
"We are gathered here in the presence of,
uh...hold on...where are my damned pants?" |
