HanoverF:
"No ones ever escaped from Stalag 13!"
Angel_Noir:
*insert "Maverick!!!" cap here*
JediClone:
Missing In Action 5: Because
Chuck Norris Needed The Money
Beedo:
Los Angeles takes new precautions
at their high schools
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HanoverF:
"Note to self, start reading scripts
before I agree to do a movie."
tadpole:
"Today... we celebrate our Independence
Day...." "psst! you're supposed to be
giving your wife's eulogy!" "Oh, ya! sorry!
Mary was a good woman.She was my Wife,
mother of our children, yatta yatta yatta...."
Neoknight:
Karoke night at Area 51
Xylorjax:
"...and in closing, I'd like to give a
smooth shout out to my homeyz
in the 304th...wazzup!"
Beedo:
One-Adam-Twelve, One-Adam-Twelve,
we have a God-Awful movie in progress.
Send the SWAT team. Over.
Angel_Noir:
"Uh, Mr. President, I think the men
were expecting an inspirational speech.
Not that your 'beat box freestyle'
wasn't thrilling, mind you."
JediClone:
... so win one for the planet Earth! But
before I go on, will the owner of a can
of Liquid Schwarzt please come
to the lobby and claim it? Thank you.
... Oh shit, that's me. Gotta go!
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Xylorjax:
Meanwhile, on the set of the
California Love video shoot...
JediClone:
Independence Day now concludes
it's broadcast day. Thank Goodness.
Lelila:
Early morning at Area 51.
Beedo:
More Iraqi troops surrender to
remote-control spy planes, reconnaissance buggies, and in
extreme cases, passing clouds. |
Matteus:
the Riddler made some pamphlets
HanoverF:
Presidental barf bags? How
strangely appropriate!
Angel_Noir:
"Here, take these. When JediClone
comes back, I hear he plans on
posting 'Titanic' screengrabs."
Beedo:
Got some fake passports. Let's
hoof it to Rio.
Xylorjax:
"Now, you too can own the Government
Training Films scripts, hardbound,
for just 3 low installments of..."
|
Angel_Noir:
"Increase the appeal of the movie,
Hal." "I'm affraid I can't do that, Dave."
JediClone:
"Ugh. Arthur C Clarke must be
turning over in his grave..."
"But Krusty, Arthur C Clarke
isnt--" "I dont wanna hear
any crap from you!"
Beedo:
Awright! I now have access to the
President's online porn account!
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Matteus:
why the picture of the Ramones?
HanoverF:
"Here are your targets, shoot
to kill boys!"
JediClone:
Of all the singers to stalk... Hanson?
Xylorjax:
Scene courtesy of Top Gun.
Beedo:
Five bucks says wedging the
photo into the control panel is what
caused the missile malfunction. |
