Matteus:
why do I always have to throw
away the diapers?
Angel_Noir:
Bob would often get drunk and challenge
Oscar to a fight, only to be beaten to a pulp
by roving gangs of Snuffalufagi.
NightTrain:
"This is Julia Child. Bon apetit!"
tadpole:
Ahh, Jeff G. in his natural environment...
pss drunk wearing a 'wifebeater' and drinkin'
Wild Turkey straight from the bottle..
HanoverF:
Uh-oh, whats he doing around
those trashcans? I think he's
turning back into the Fly!
Kel's Winter:
After the filming of "Independence
Day", actor Jeff Goldblum found
himself living a tad desperately.
Neoknight:
At his sudden twist of career,
Jeff dives headfirst into depression
Beedo:
Yep, this is what college is all about.
Drunken rages and deep depression!
|
Matteus:
isn't it kind of late to introduce a
new character?
JediClone:
Da Man's gone to lunch. Time to log
onto www.kill.whitey.com!
tadpole:
*Hmmm... click here to see Jazz's
Cease and Desist notice... wonder
what that's all about?...*
Xylorjax:
"Wha' chu cappin' bout Willis?"
NightTrain:
(Typing): "'No Toby,' he said.
'Kunta Kinte!'"
Angel_Noir: o/`
"Days never finished, Bill Gates got me
working, someday Gates set me free..."
Beedo:
You've got mail! |
Matteus:
Close encounters of the minority kind
tadpole:
Now there's something you
don't see often...(cruel but
unfortunately all too true...)
HanoverF:
Yikes, thats one nasty looking blackhead
on his shoulder... oh, nevermind.
Xylorjax:
"Yeah, yeah, of course I'll save
the world, but first, let me finish
my ventriloquist's act..."
JediClone:
"How much am I getting paid for this
Dad?" "Yknow son, that's real
damn annoying after the first 50 times.
Somebody take his lines off my song!"
Beedo:
This young lady really makes me
wish they still made films in 3D. |
Matteus:
they wrap it and store it in the
freezer for the sequel
Angel_Noir:
"It's no use, sir. The alien's Jello mold
technology is lightyears beyond our own."
JediClone:
Deploy The Cone Of Implausibility!
Beedo:
This goe sin the Guinness Book
of World Records as the biggest lava
lamp of all time.
tadpole:
Flubber 2: Electric Boogaloo Goo...
|
HanoverF:
"These are some pictures my dad
drew, they are'nt very good..."
Angel_Noir:
Why CPAs have a hard time scoring: "As
you can see by chart B, sub paragraph C,
sex with me should help you reach a climax
(figure C of section 2)..."
tadpole:
I guess it's true that sometimes the left
hand doesn't know what the right
hand is doing, or vice versa....
Matteus:
Sir? I don't see how knowing where
the Shell station was will help us be
better love makers
NightTrain:
Hey, Lisa Loeb got a haircut!
Xylorjax:
"So you say your ex-wife the bitch
is here, and that we're to try and aim
the debris at her?" "Affirmative."
Beedo:
You will maneuver down the trench
to THIS point. A direct hit with the
proton torpedoes should start a chain
reaction and blow up the station.
Neoknight:
And here... well, that's just a
doodle. I got bored.
|
Matteus:
you're on my shoes
Xylorjax:
"Hey, weren't you in Space Balls?"
"Yeah, like you couldn't tell from
all the crap Xylorjax is typing..."
NightTrain:
"Yo, Mr. President! What's 10 inches
long and white?" "I give up." "Nothing!"
Kel's Winter:
"Get ready to RUUUUUMBLLLE!!!"
Beedo:
o/~ Strangers in the night...
exchanging glances... o/~
tadpole:
"So,... I guess men like you are
always 'Men in Black' (ouch! sorry!) |
