Beedo:
Red silk panties with black lace
trim, why do you ask?
JediClone:
<ring> "Hello?" <breathe,
breathe breathe> Oh baby, you're
so hot! I want you now!" "Bill?"
"Hillary? Sorry. Wrong
number." <click>
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NightTrain:
My eight o'clock's here? Just
lemme get undressed, then send him in.
Angel_Noir:
"Remote control tech support hotline..."
Neoknight:
A young Bette Midler gets a
head start on her figure
HanoverF:
"Is this ther front desk? How the hel
l do I get the dirty movies?!?"
Beedo:
Oh, nothin', mom. Just watching the
Spice! Channel.
BuckFifty:
"What am I wearing? *giggle*...
Why nothing daddy...and I've
been bad...very bad..."
E_B_A:
"Are you watching 'Barney' Timmy?"
"Yes." *CLICK* "I love you! You
love *BOOM!*" "Okay Timmy...
that's one million in cash or the
Power Rangers are next."
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Xylorjax:
"Hey! Martha! Get this!
According to this script, I'm the
president! Don't that beat all."
Beedo:
Fred MacMurray?!
Angel_Noir:
"Look at this crap: 'President Struts
Around White House Half Naked,
Urinates On Plants'. Where do
they come up with this-oops, time
to water the roses."
Matteus:
wow, didn't know flowers
knew how to write
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Angel_Noir:
"I think you'll find my resume in
order, Mr. President." "Let's see...
wait a minute. I don't see a listing
for 'cup size'."
Xylorjax:
Megalomania? The Great Lonestar
SCOFFS at your accusation!
HanoverF:
Wow there really is a Bill of Rights,
I thought it was just make believe!
Beedo:
Honey, why does our phone bill
have so many calls to
1-976-HOT-SEXX? |
HanoverF:
If you look closely, you can see an
semi invisible alien badly disguised
as a chair
JediClone:
MrPresident, there's some Men In
Black here to see you. It's about
those Pentagon files you werent
supposed to read.
NightTrain:
Bond. James Bond.
Beedo:
Hank Azaria in a role that won't
particularly surprise you. |
Angel_Noir:
"Dad, come out of the house."
"No! The martians want to pee in
my Nikes!" "Dad, we need you to
come out and take your pills."
BuckFifty:
"Hugh Jass? Hold on a minute and
I'll check. HUGE ASS? Do I
have a HUGE ASS here?"
Xylorjax:
Dejected after Princess Vespa left
him for Prince Valium, a newly-
effeminate LoneStar turned to
the investment banking industry...
Matteus:
he has a sissy office
E_B_A:
"Mr. uh, Mr. Clone... about your
web page... well Mr. Clone... our
lawyers... yes. Yes. Blood sucking
bastards, I know... not Mr. Soda
sir... but... well... I know but... yes,
'Spice World' did suck but...
... that's a good point Mr. Clone...
uh... okay... I'll hold... hello? Hello?"
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