Xylorjax: 
Spies Like Us: Special Edition 

BuckFifty: 
*CRASH* "Uh oh Dimitri...we broke 
the MIR, that's seven years bad luck..." 

JediClone: 
... <SMASH!>... 
And thus is was that The WB's 
satelite feed was ended. And there 
was much rejoiceing. *yea* 

Angel_Noir: 
Caught between a rock and Ted Turner. 

Beedo: 
Didn't Captain Klaa blow this 
thing up in "Star Trek V"? 
 

  
Dibbley:  
ID4 sponsored by Gillette.  
Hey, she's french.  

Beedo:  
I never knew Linda Tripp was the  
model for this statue! 

Matteus:  
yeah, I guess it's another day in  
New York.....yep....my life is full....  

Neoknight:  
You know, I still wonder what she's  
wearing under that thing... 

NightTrain:  
Hong Kong  

Xylorjax:  
We now return to Ghostbusters  
][, already in progress.  

BuckFifty:  
.oO(Damnit, gotta sneeze...)  

JediClone:  
Property of Japan.  

HanoverF:  
I think I can see Remo Williams  
hanging onto the right shoulder...  
 

  
NightTrain:  
"Then there was the time Latka  
and Simka found out their  
marriage was invalid...." "Will you  
just play, for Christ's sake?!?"  

Matteus:  
the answer to What Ever  
Happened to Bobby Fisher  

Beedo:  
Damn pigeon crapped on my rook! 

 JediClone:  
o/'...If your'e 80 and you know it,  
then you know you just cant hold it,  
if you're 80 and you know it,  
crap your pants!  

E_B_A:  
Judd Hirsch is "Action Bum" now  
with over SIX bodily aromas to fight  
the forces of evil with!  

Angel_Noir:  
The 11th annual "Steryotype's  
Chess Tournament".  
 

  
 HanoverF: 
They really need to give the Iron 
man triathalon route some more 
thought next time... 

Beedo: 
Jeff Goldblum enters the "Tour de Ofiice" 

Xylorjax: 
Ted got lost on his daily bike ride 
and ended up in the New York 
Times newsroom before he 
realized anything was wrong. 
 
Matteus: 
hmm, not many offices allow bikes 
in the hallways, must be raining outside 
 

  
 Angel_Noir: 
"Oh, man! Robin Leech is here." 
"Was that interview today?" 

JediClone: 
Pa! You beyter get in here! Cousin 
Daisy's still horney, and I'm getting' 
tahr'd! 

NightTrain: 
"Oh, shit! They rented the trailer 
next-door to a family of n*ggers." 

Matteus: 
oh god no!!!! the aliens broght 
the Spice Girls back with them!!! 

Beedo: 
Hey, Jeb, I think that's Christina 
Applegate in the next trailer. And there's 
two guys in diving outfits watching! 
 

  
 HanoverF:  
Yuck Swamp Thing is roadkill  

E_B_A:  
"Son... about what I found in a  
plastic bag under your mattress?"  
"I can, er, explain Dad!" "Can your  
mother and I smoke some?" "Uh..."  

BuckFifty:  
Finally, the original Fig Leaf Adam  
wore has been found...Looks like  
Adam was, um, *quite* the guy...  

Matteus:  
oops, Sorry Swamp Thing, didn't  
know you were under my boat  

NightTrain:  
What's green and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!  

Beedo:  
Aw, a baby Horta! 

Xylorjax:  
That is the second worst case of  
belly-button lint I've ever seen!  

JediClone:  
Doctor, it's about those pills  
you gave me for my crabs... 

Angel_Noir:  
Got Hemp?
 

 
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