Dibbley:
The 'Real Doll' research dept.
hits a glitch when Wendy sees Jesus
in her bosses bald spot and burns
the lab.
Matteus:
is she breast feeding her knee?
Xylorjax:
Sure, it was a little weird, but Mary
refused to give blood from her elbow.
Beedo:
She got caught looking at
www.studmuffins.com during
work again, didn't she?
JediClone:
Yeardley Smith IN a role that wont
last longer than the Simpsons
hiatus, because she's too damn
annoying in live action...
E_B_A:
"Uh... Doctor... I've been
breastfeeding Bilial for several minutes
now, and I was wondering if he was
supposed to be drawing blood?"
Angel_Noir:
Logged on to www.kneefetish.com
BuckFifty:
I don't know about you guys, but
where I come from, woman just don't
shave their bikini lines at the work desk.
Neoknight:
The sexualy deprived lab
technicians don't know how to
respond when Jenny McCarthy
walks in the room.
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NightTrain:
When Roger Whittaker failed
to pay his Rogaine bill, Sy
Sperling repossessed his hair.
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Easily Distracted Man,
EDM receives a message from outer
space..."Finally! A communication
that proves there is life out...WHAT
THE F**K WAS THAT?"
JediClone:
A major sign that your husband
is having one of those "I gotta be
young again!" mid life crises... He
starts throwing Slumber Parties.
Beedo:
Of all the people to be in
pyjamas, why THIS guy?! |
Xylorjax:
Oh my god! It's coming right
for us, Ned! Fire!
Beedo:
Meanwhile, at the drawing board
for "Deep Impact"....
Angel_Noir:
"Get out! The singal is coming
from inside the galaxy!"
NightTrain:
Visit scenic New Britain,
Connecticut. [Regional humor...]
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Dibbley:
President Clinton orders the flag
raised on the Lewinsky Monument.
HanoverF:
If you look closely you can see one of the
soldiers palming another solder's ass.
Xylorjax:
The government doesn't want to
admit it, but these are the original
soldiers, AFTER the
"cement-mixer incident".
Beedo:
If you want your imagery hammered
into your head and beaten to death,
Emmerich and Devlin are your men!
Matteus:
whoops, I slipped
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Angel_Noir:
"We aren't leaving until somebody
tells me who spilt Big Red on my desk!"
Xylorjax:
The wackiest siamese twins in the
Army got a role in this one? Cool!
JediClone:
"You get that one, I'll take these two"...
Ever efficient, drill seargents at
The Citidel always choose which
female cadets to rape before
classes even begin.
Beedo:
Unbeknownst to most, the Defense
Cabinet play "Risk" to keep in practice.
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Neoknight:
"Umm.... sir, this office is not
the place to be making those
kinds of phone calls from."
E_B_A:
"Hello. Orkin? I've got washed-up
pop icon Sting on the premisis and
... you can? Great!"
Angel_Noir:
"Yeah, baby. Expose my flank.
Yeah, that's right. I've been a naughty
little general. Court marshall me!"
Matteus:
just fast forward to the fire and screaming |
