Xylorjax:
...the most blatantly patriotic
movie of the year.
Matteus:
if it's X-files, I'm leaving now
Beedo:
A film in "Stop D" Font
JediClone:
This years attempt to break TWO
box office records: Biggest Opening
Weekend AN Quickest Burnout
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Xylorjax:
In Depends Day: The
Angela Landsbury story.
NightTrain:
Fifteen years ago, that would've
been the title of a slasher film!
HanoverF:
If the aliens had any sence of decency
they would have attacked on april 14th
Beedo:
Whose? Liberia's? South Africa's? India's?
E_B_A:
It was a dark day indeed as adults all
over the country donned disposable diapers...
Angel_Noir:
When in the course of human events it
becomes nessesary to cap a lame movie...
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HanoverF:
The Earth isn't flat... yet
BuckFifty:
A long time ago, in a galaxy far,
far away, these are the voyages
of the Starship Enterprise...
Dibbley:
After years of bad press, the Empire
seeks the source of the slander:
Skywalker Ranch.
Beedo:
The Kennedy Compoud is in
firing range now, Lord Vader.
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HanoverF:
Yeay! I can finally get the
Sci-Fi Channel!
Angel_Noir:
The first step in ending Primestar
addiction, is admitting you
have a problem.
Xylorjax:
The VLA. A favorite of aliens meet-
Earth stories since 1991.
Matteus:
I don't know, I don't see it either, you?
Beedo:
Meanwhile, at Jodrell Bank....
BuckFifty:
50 million channels from around
the world and there's still nothing
f**kin' on Sunday afternoons!
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Xylorjax:
Nerdy Spice. Oops. Sorry.
Wrong movie.
BuckFifty:
Don't know if the live action
version of Akira is gonna cut it...
Beedo:
We have a signal, sir. And it's Borg.
JediClone:
"What's that litle plum fairy?" "I said
you sould reroute power to the
other antenna and pick up the
signal coming from the Moon."
"OK, I'll-- The hell! That made sense!"
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HanoverF:
"The Red Balloon 2: The Balloon and I"
The semi true story of the love between
a balloon and the King of Siam
JediClone:
Isreali sex lines:
"<pant> I have a long, hard, bazooka,
and I'm walking- slowly- to the Pelestinian
front... Now I'm naked, and bathing in the
blood of the unholy ones <pant, pant>..."
Angel_Noir:
"Good morning. This is your wake up
call. Thank you for staying at the
Sam Kinnison Memorial Hotel.
OHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHH!"
Neoknight:
"Not now! I'm hung over!"
E_B_A:
"Will... it's three in the morning?
Whadaya mean Hillary turned
Carlton into her pimp? WILL!"
Matteus:
he's calling Bears Anonymous
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