BEEDO:
Han departs, and a warm, sickening reunion is had by all. If you think the Ewoks are bad, this is worse. Art Carney 
shows up again. When the local Imperial commander calls for the missing trooper, Art lies about the trooper's disappearance, 
which seems to satisfy the commander. Art wishes the Wookiee family a Happy Life Day and departs for the final time. 
 
  
 HanoverF:  
Helpful hint: Never play pattycake 
with a wookie, unless you want to 
loose an arm. 

JediClone: 
Proof positve that kids do pick up bad 
things from TV... from the other room, 
Lumpy had been watching R2's 
"performance" at Luke's expense. 
And NOW look at what he's doing. 

Beedo:  
Pete, I can't take it any more. I'm bailing. 

MrTim: 
"Okay, so you're not Leia; I just 
*have* to feel somebody's breasts 
or I'll go nuts!" 
 

   
 JoeCrow:  
Come here often?

HanoverF: 
"So thats why they call you 'Lumpy'! 
Get him off me Chewie, and I excpect 
you to pay the cleaning bill!" 

Beedo:  
If Itchy starts being a bother, just 
push him off. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Have you guys ever heard of an 
Earth product named 'Nair'?" 
 

   
 JediClone: 
Useless Trivia: The guy who plays Malla 
is the man who plays the big ogre guy 
in the Star Trek ep about the gambling
slave-keeping disembodied brains...

Beedo:  
Oh great! Wookiees getting romantic! 
Thanks a BUNCH, movie! 

Neoknight: 
"Kiss me, you big lug!" 

Angel_Noir: 
They were beautiful, these porn 
stars in the mist. 
 
 
 HanoverF:  
"Well, you ever need anyone to 
put your family in serious peril again, 
you know who to call!" 

JoeCrow:
Chewbacca, Rush Chairman, 
Damn glad to meet ya'

Beedo:  
Now would be a good time to see 
some of that Wookiee arm-ripping 
we've heard so much about. 

Angel_Noir: 
Jack Hanna is reunited with Koko. 

MrTim: 
"Sure, go ahead, borrow my arm. 
Just make sure you put it back 
when you're done with it." 
 

  
 JediClone: 
In other other news, a typically vengeful 
Prince Xizor ordered Guri to moon 
Darth Vader's Palace on Coruscant 
last night. Lord Vader was quoted as 
saying "Thank You!" 

Beedo:  
You are all under arrest for perpetrating 
this piece-of-crap show. Surrender 
peacefully, and your death will be 
relatively painless. 

Matteus: 
my headache's so bad it shows 

Neoknight: 
"We are the Imps who go ni!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"The gawdy rebel base will be in 
range in 5 minutes. Blast their 
fashion challnged butts, I swear!" 
 

  
HanoverF: 
Barney Miller: The Next Generation 

JoeCrow: 
Benny Hill was the the Imperial 
Strike Leader.... it really pays to
read the credits

JediClone: 
Art's central nervous system finally 
shuts down under the pressure 
of keeping a straight face. 

Beedo:  
I don't think I can caption any more. 
My brain just liquified. 

Matteus: 
it's Alan Hale in Space 
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