BEEDO:
The Life Day celebration begins, like something out of a fever-dream. Holding snow-globes (?!) And wearing Life 
Day robes, all the Wookiees in the vicinity gather at the Tree of Life ("They're Jewish?!" asked my friend Stacy) and start 
howling. Since there wasn't enough fake fur to make lots of Wookiee costumes, the effects crew just made a bunch of masks 
and invented the red Life Day robes to cover the shortcoming. It all looks extremely cheesy. 
 
  
 JoeCrow: 
I'm a firm believer that if they're not 
housebroken in the first 4 weeks, they 
should be always be kept outside

HanoverF:  
George Lucas' brother Liberachie 
presents "A Very Wookie Mambo" 

JediClone: 
I knew it. I just knew it. 
The Furbies are really Nazis! 

Beedo: 
o/` The hills are alive with the 
sound of Wookiees... o/` 
 
Angel_Noir: 
Gettin' Wookie With It. 
 

   
 JediClone: 
Snow-globes of the damned. 

Beedo: 
I think we should be grateful that we 
can't really see what's going on. 

Matteus: 
Dr Who? The Lion Thw Witch and 
the Wardrobe? an early 80's video? 
 

   
 JediClone: 
"Tell me, Suicide Squirel, ever been 
to a bathouse before?" *chitter* 
"...That was YOU?" 

HanoverF:  
Ladies and Gentlemen, Don Ho 
and his sister Ida! 

Beedo: 
o/` Tiny bubbles... o/` 

Angel_Noir: 
George Lucas sneezes on the 
camera. Fanboys herald it as a 
special effects masterpiece. 
 
Occupant:  
Ladies and gentlemen . . . 
HANSON! 

 LuvBJones:  
Ladies and gentlemen, the Bee-Gee's! 

HanoverF: 
And so the three dumb apes came 
unto Charleton Heston bearing gifts 
of guns, ammo, and mescalin. 

Beedo: 
Okay, so they're snowglobe-worshipping 
Sasquatch druids. Sure. Why not? 

Matteus: 
Spinal Tap 

Angel_Noir: 
What the hell is Dr. Zeyus doing here? 

JediClone:  
o/' Hark the hairy angels singing... 
 

  
 HanoverF:  
"The light is now serveing number 
483,795,387,872,001 please step in 
with your hands and arms inside, 
caution you may get wet!" 

LuvBJones: 
"RENEW!! RENEW!!!" 

Beedo: 
Damn, that glitterstim's good shit! 

MrTim: 
Here we see dozens of defective 
action figures being recycled and 
turned into pencil sharpeners. 

Angel_Noir: 
Literalist Bandstand presents Fastball 
with "Walking on the Sun". 

JediClone: 
A world where lemmings 
evolved from men?! 
 

  
JediClone: 
Just outside the Scared Forest Of Life, 
Smokey The Bear was handing matches 
and offering c-notes to anyone who'd 
help him do these people in. 

Occupant:  
FREE BIRD! FREE BIRD! 

Beedo: 
Just one thermal detonator. 
That's all I ask. 

Matteus: 
These monks have some pretty 
freaky parties 

MrTim: 
We now return to 
_The Fall of Atlantis_. 
 
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