BEEDO:
Just then, Chewie arrives and distracts the stormtrooper long enough for Han to deal with him. The trooper falls to his 
death on the matte painting of the jungle floor below, but his body is nowhere to be seen. Without worrying about such 
evidence as fingerprints, Han picks up the trooper's rifle and throws it after its former owner.
 
  
 Beedo:  
YES! PUT 'IM DOWN! DO IT! 

JediClone: 
Meanwhile, at the Ewok Love Shack... 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
Looks like Chewies prepareing 
to let loose with a swan kick! 

Beedo:  
DROP 'EM! POP A CAP IN THEIR 
ASSES!  PUT US OUT OF OUR 
MISERY! 

Matteus: 
is this your blow dryer??? 

MrTim: 
"Hey, quit trying to steal my Bud Light!" 

Angel_Noir: 
People don't kill people, Star 
Wars conventions do! 
 

   
 JediClone: 
Three months earlier, at Skywalker 
Ranch... .oO(If I could just slip past 
Lucas...)Oo. "Hey Harrison! I've got 
a favor to ask you!" .oO(DAMN!)Oo. 

HanoverF: 
"Oh yeah, theres the spot *grunt*, oh 
that itch was killing me, I'm in heaven!" 

Beedo:  
.oO{Maybe if I sneak around, the 
camera guy won't notice m...DAMN!} 

Neoknight: 
Bring in the Harrison Ford lookalike! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Why are you always so frantic?" 
"I don't know. I've been like this 
for six days, seven nights!" 
 
 
HanoverF:  
"You want me, you have to get 
through Mr. Hat first!. {thats right Mr. 
Sol-} Damn, I forgot the puppet!" 

LuvBJones:  
"Wait - this is no dream!!" 

Beedo:  
Rose... bud! 

Matteus: 
two please 

MrTim: 
"Abracadabra, alakazam! Turn 
my enemy into jam!" 

Angel_Noir: 
Han attempts to use his new found 
Jedi powers to aid in intamacy. 
Leia is not amused. 

JediClone:  
Why I outta... I'll show 
that Spock a thing or three! 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
I'm just not buying this particular 
'mirror routine'. 

Beedo:  
Well, they've certainly improved 
"Masters of Teras Kasi". 

MrTim: 
"I thought *you* brought 
the protection!" 

JediClone: 
In a few years, Han would learn 
to regret ordering the stormtrooper 
to "FREEZE!" 
 
 

  
JoeCrow:  
Curse you Bob Villa and that 
friggin' Norm Abrahms too.

JediClone: 
It was Captain Solo in the 
Conservatory with the innane list 
of requirements to be met before 
he'd do the show. 

Beedo:  
I can see my house from 
heeeeeeeerre.....! 

Matteus: 
they're destroying Grampa's cabin!! 

Angel_Noir: 
Failing a field sobriety tesy, 
worst case senario. 

MrTim: 
In order to make high diving more 
challenging, this year at the olympics 
they've decided to require all the 
contestants wear full plate armor. 
 
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