BEEDO:
Back in the Wookiee household, Lumpy has finished building his mini-transmitter, and uses it to trick the Imperials 
into thinking they're being recalled to base. One stormtrooper is left behind to wait for the "missing male," Chewbacca. 
The sentry discovers Lumpy's trick, smashes the transmitter, and prepares to shoot the whole family, starting with Lumpy. 
(Now you know why I root for the Imperials.) 
 
  
 HanoverF: 
After Lumpy ate the Death Star 
model, this was the best replacement 
they could get.

Beedo:  
The acid should kick in right about... 
OooOOooh! Get DOWN! 

Matteus: 
it's an incredibly hard game of Klotz 

Neoknight: 
Gads, these film crews are 
worse than the SFC's! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Did you find the stolen plans for the 
Death Star?" "No, sir. But we did find 
a strategy guide for 'Legend of Zelda'." 
 

   
 Beedo:  
"Lumpy, what are you doing in there?" 
"NOTHING! GO AWAY!" 

JediClone: 
"Sorry Lumpy, until you learn, 
the newspapers stay on the floor" 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
o/` "Wookie for sale..."

Beedo:  
And now: some pointless 
standing around. 

Angel_Noir: 
Stormtroopers made the best real 
estate agents. "You can buy the house, 
or we can kill your family. Your choice." 

MrTim: 
"Love the interior design! That 
stormtrooper in the middle of the 
living room is sheer brilliance!" 
 
 JediClone:
After several unfortunate incidents, the
Empire began deploying scouts to seek
out likely locations for potential 
en-mass raids of keogh jokes.

HanoverF: 
All Stormtroopers come with an 
emergancy ration of sugarcookie
dough strapped to their backs.

Beedo:  
Pointless standing around (cont'd.) 
 

  
JediClone:
This is my heavy blaster.
This is my ion pistol! 
This one's for fighting. 
This one's for Rystall! 
<slap! slap! slap!>...<kick!>

 Beedo:  
Okay, fuzzball. Draw. 

MrTim: 
His shadow looks more imposing 
than he does himself! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Jeez! I come home from a hard 
day of subjigating people in Palpatine's 
name...is it too much to ask that 
you keep your room clean?" 
 

  
JediClone:
"Now I have you- <zap!>
- uuuugn... <thud>"
Where the phrase "achilles
armpit" came from!

HanoverF: 
"It's up! It's Good! Ya-Hooo!" he 
gets so excited over electric football.

Beedo:  
HULK SMASH! 

Matteus: 
well, at least this movie has good 
shelf space 

Angel_Noir: 
Anti-gravity belt? No, just the 
amazing Stormtrooper diet! 
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