BEEDO:
During a lull in the singing, Bea  Arthur dances with replacements for Greedo and Ponda "Walrusman" Baba, both 
of whom were unable to attend this little  Cantina Reunion, since they were severely inconvenienced when we last saw them, 
by way of being dead and mutilated,  respectfully. As Bea Arthur finishes her number, the patrons troop out, and the segment 
ends. Actually, Bea Arthur didn't really  sing per se, she just talked in time with the music, occasionally modifying her pitch. 
Yes, friends, Bea Arthur invented rapping.
 
  
 JediClone:
"Who needs an air sickness bag?"
"I DO!"

Beedo:  
o/` We don't no education! o/` 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"You'll never find a greater hive 
of scum and villiany...with drink 
prices this cheap!" 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
"Didn't I meet you at that party at 
Richard Gere's house?" (It's the 
same joke! Bwa-HAHAHAHA 
I'm Evil!)

Beedo:  
Now THAT'S a vermin problem! 

JediClone: 
.oO(How come alll the guys I 
meet are such rats?)Oo. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Don't be silly! I'm sure you'll 
meet someone someday. People 
love hamsters! Let me give you 
Richard Gere's phone number." 

MrTim: 
"Do you beleive in interspecies 
dating?" "Well, I have dated a few 
rats if that's what you're asking! 
" 
Matteus: 
she's the secretary for the 
Rats of Nymh 
 

   
JediClone:
Wow Ponda, this artificial arm
of yours looks so real- <rip>
<drop> <thump>...oh, sorry.

HanoverF: 
(Oh sure, so now I fired first, so now 
I'm the bad guy! And I have horrible 
aim to boot! Eat me Lucas!)Oo.

Beedo:  
I know what you're thinking. Like 
I would appear in this crap. 
That's some loser called Ludlo. 

Matteus: 
she's being attacked by the 
Mole People! 

Neoknight: 
Sometimes, ya just gotta dance! 
 
 HanoverF: 
"Everybody Shatner like it's 2399!"

Beedo:  
Out you pixies go! Out the door 
or through the window! 

JediClone: 
The only man in the room hornier than 
Harvy Corman. 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
"Wait, comeback, I have'nt even 
made it to my bellydanceing portion 
of the song yet!"

JediClone:
...Blanche?... Rose?... Ma?...
.oO(It's official now. *Everybody's*
tired of my manufacturing lame 
excuses to sing every other week.)Oo.

Beedo:  
.oO{Great. Now who's going to 
clean up the Jawa puke?} 

Angel_Noir: 
It used to be easy to spot the Jedis 
in a resturaunt. That was, before the 
elimination of the "Non-Dark Side" 
section. 
 

  
JediClone:
Next on a very special Xena,
a look into Joxer's distant future:
"Hay Gabrielle you wanna-" "No."
"But I didnt even-" "No." "You dont
even know what I-" "NO!"

Beedo:  
To quote the "South Park" disclaimer: 
"This show should not be viewed by 
anybody." 

Angel_Noir: 
Peep shows sure have gone 
down in quality... 
 
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