BEEDO:
The Empire then announces that all of Tatooine is under curfew, and everyone must return home. The bar 
patrons rebel, and Bea Arthur gets them to leave by singing. Wait. That didn't come out right. Wait. Yes it did. 
 
  
 HanoverF:  
"By order of Kelsey Grahmer, Any 
bar not serveing liquor to him is to be 
immediatly shut down!" 

Beedo:  
I HATE it when the interrupt the ball 
game for a "State of the Empire" Address. 

MrTim: 
Holly? 

JediClone: 
... In other news, Emperor Palpitine 
catagorically denied ever having 
sexual relations with Mara Jade. 
 

   
 HanoverF:  
Bea also serves as a handy 
dandy reuseable wet-nap 

Beedo:  
Thank you, Th'ing. 

JediClone:  
"Psst! Hey Lady, can we go now? 
Labria owns our asses and if he finds 
out we bailed on him-" "I dont know 
what the hell you're talking about" 
"Apparently neither do the writers" 

Matteus: 
Bea Arthur on the WB! 

Angel_Noir: 
Mr and Mrs. Thing, the later years. 

Neoknight: 
"Hey, baby! Wanna know what it's like 
to make love to a different species?" 
 

   
JoeCrow:  
$20, same as in Ursinlas 6

JediClone: 
"klkkkc kckhkk kkrrkl" 
(Which is Durosian for "Anal probes, 
anal probes, anal probes! All you ever 
do when we go out is talk shop!) 

 Occupant:  
Okay, who ordered the clean glass? 
(Ba dum bum!) 

Beedo:  
Gentlemen, need I remind you of the 
"No Abducting and Anal Probing" sign? 

Angel_Noir: 
"Looking for my grandson Fox? 
Sorry, he moved out." 
 
 HanoverF:  
"The no droid rule has been extended 
to included puppets and anyone in a 
rubber mask/suit... well that cleared 
this place out fast!" 

Beedo:  
LAST CALL! 

JediClone:  
Last call for Demetrol! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Hey! Take the arm lopping outside, 
buddy! Damn Jedis!" 

MrTim: 
"Is there a 'keogh' here?" 
 

  
 HanoverF:  
"Did'nt I meet you at that party 
at Richard Gere's house?" 

Beedo:  
Bea Arthur meets the Chernobyl 
Hamster. 

Neoknight: 
I think she finds it more attractive 
thatn the musician. 

MrTim: 
ALF sure hasn't aged well. 

Angel_Noir: 
"I have got to lay off the Goldschlagger!" 
 

  
Occupant:  
Yes, I'm sure I'm not a man! 

Beedo:  
Bea Arthur meets the Devonshire Devil. 

JediClone: 
Bea Arthur. Mamagram specialist.
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