Occupant: 
We've seen this movie eighty times, 
Artoo. Change the channel.

Beedo:  
This sucks. Change it. 
 
MrTim: 
"Oh, dear! Lord Vader appears 
to be overexposed!" 

Neoknight: 
Evil Threepio and Artoo get 
commands from the bossman. 

Angel_Noir: 
Darth Headroom.  "G-g-give in-n-n 
to the D-dark S-s-s-s-ide!" 

JediClone:  
Core Worlds infomercials: "Do you 
have trouble breathing? Walking? 
Concentrating your anger? Try new 
'Meditation Chamber In A Can'! " 
 

  
JediClone: 
Rumaging through the town 
dump to find material for 
"Splinter Of The Mind's Eye" 
(Which might I add, also ends with 
"the gang" laughing at a dumb joke) 

HanoverF:  
Animated Amplewoman?! NOOOO! 

 Beedo:  
Over to you for interpretation, 
Doctor Freud. 
 

  
 HanoverF:  
"It's not Spagetti, It's Linguini!" 
"Pull! *Zap* Now, It's Garbage!" 

Beedo:  
Fett shows the accepted way to 
deal with seagulls. 

Angel_Noir: 
Spray painting "Wide Load" on 
Jabba's carrier was just one example 
of Bobba Fett's lack of respect. 

 
 HanoverF:  
Captain Ahab in the 23 1/2 Century! 

Beedo:  
Just wait a year, and Kenner will 
probably make one of these things. 

Angel_Noir: 
Sure the howitzer was an eyesore, 
but it kept our yard from becoming 
every dog's toilet. 
 

 
JediClone: 
"RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR!" 
(Which is Wookieesse for "Did you 
say I dye the grey outta my hair?... 
YOU DIE NOW!.) 

Occupant: 
"RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR!" 
(Which is Wookese for 
"RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR!")

 Beedo:  
THEY SHOT MY HAIR!!! 

Angel_Noir: 
No one seemed to heckle Chewie 
at karaoke, even when he sang 
Anne Murray tunes. 

 
 JediClone: 
Jawas in your air intake valve? 
Oh oh, beter get Maaco! 

HanoverF:  
Thats gonna keep the croppies down. 

Beedo:  
Oh, My God! They killed Kenny! 
YOU BASTARDS!!

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