HanoverF:
"Let it out Luke, tell me about how
the wookie made the bad touch."

Beedo:
Not tonight, Boba. I have a headache. 

Neoknight: 
Apparently Luke joined a frat. 

MrTim: 
"Yep, definitely looks like bird crap 
on your shoe!" 

Angel_Noir: 
Few people allowed Luke to play 
dice after he was caught usingv the 
force to hit eleven. 

NoobSaibot: 
Was it good for you? 
 

  
 JediClone:
"Oh god it hurts! Aaaaaaghhh!"
"Dammit Lando, I TOLD you to
let the Wookie win!... there there pal,
the bad gambler-man didnt mean it..."

Beedo:
Okay, who the Hell drew me to look  
like an Easter Island Moai statue?!  

Matteus: 
is his face melting? 

NoobSaibot: 
Hey, Han, why the long face? 
 

  
 JediClone:
How Kenny Baker got the job: At first,
nobody took R2's blood type into
account, so his body soon rejected
Jack Pervis. 

HanoverF: 
Stealing a scene from "Airplane"
Leia has to blow-up the emergeny 
R2 unit.

Beedo:
Since when was Artoo 
made of rubber?! 

Matteus: 
this is starting to freak me out! 

 
 HanoverF: 
Bubba Fat for the Bubba Fat netted
sling shot briefs, they're breathable.

Beedo:
Oh, God! Fett's sashaying! 

Matteus: 
now I'm really getting scared...he's 
wearing a codpiece and tights!!!! 

MrTim: 
"The First National Bank is being 
robbed? This looks like a job for . . . 
Animated Man!" 

Angel_Noir: 
o/` "Here comes the Bobba Fett, 
galaxy exploiter..." 
 

 
 JediClone:
... but the best quip the heavely sedated
Han (He of all people said "Our Friend
Boba"?... he had to be strung up on 
some pretty wild shit) was to laugh and
yell "Hah Hah! Fett let one!"

Beedo:
An anime tribute to the space 
shuttle Challenger. 
 
MrTim: 
"Journey with us for a moment as we 
go . . . Inside Space." "Um, is Space 
supposed to be green?" "Work with 
me on this one!" 

Angel_Noir: 
The ghost of Mr. Snuffleufigus 
wanders the halls of the Death Star. 
Why? No f&%^in' idea! 

 
 HanoverF: 
"Oh Chewie, I said Bud Light, Not Light 
Speed! You've Done it again! Ha Ha!"

LuvBJones: 
They've got a twelve-pack and 
the Kiss: Destroyer eight-track
... PARTY!!!

Beedo: 
Thank God.  The cartoon's over. 

Matteus: 
the lesson here? Don't Do 
Halucinagenic Drugs In Space!!! 

MrTim: 
Threepio's trying to throttle himself, 
Chewie's wearing funky medieval 
headgear, Han's posessed by Satan, 
and the child of Fred and Daphne is 
on board the _Falcon_; all is right 
with the universe. 

J-Man: 
When Chewie's in heat, 
you just GOTTA laugh. 
 

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