HanoverF:
So In a galaxy far far away, raw
sewage runs like hot and cold
water do here on earth?
JediClone:
Lord have mercy on Brando's
proctologists...
Beedo:
The show's so bad, the entire CITY
is puking.
Angel_Noir:
Yellow Submarine meets
Thunderbirds.
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HanoverF:
"These droids are'nt pass for let
them looking, ARRGH ever since
that day in Mos Eisley!"
Beedo:
I'M HUGE!!
Angel_Noir:
The Empire's verision of "Where's
Waldo" left little to the imagination.
MrTim:
This man has no f***ing neck!
JediClone:
"The Stormtrooper That Ate Panna"
Tonight on: "Crap We Threw Together
To Raise Cash For The New Movie"
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JediClone:
"Hey look! I'd recognize that armour
anywhere! Yo dudes it's Boba Fe-"
"Shut up and turn around and play
along... NOW!"
Beedo:
Little known fact: Fett and Chewie
were prostitutes, and Garindan
was their pimp.
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D_Idaho:
"Vogue!"
Occupant:
Wanna dance?
HanoverF:
1-2-3-4... looks like Chewies been
biteing the hand that feeds him!
omniknight:
"No! Stop! I want to remember you
just the way you are!"
Beedo:
Look! What have you done with
my pinky?
NoobSaibot:
Since when were you a member
of ZZ Top?
Angel_Noir:
"I tell ya, bounty hunting is just HELL
on the menicure." "Tell me about it,
I've got the worst split ends."
MrTim:
Does the Vulcan Neck Pinch
work on wookies?
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HanoverF:
"Mommy! Buy Me the Star Wars
Heroin Kit! PLEEEAAASE!"
JediClone:
Written in little Basic letters below
the needle picture: "LEIA WAS HERE"
Beedo:
Heroin's LEGAL here?!
Matteus:
is anyone thinking "crappy" right now?
Angel_Noir:
The only downside to interstellar
travel was the immunization schedule.
NoobSaibot:
Wow! Sale on drugs! |
omniknight:
"Hi folks, I'm Boba Fett. You know,
I'm never over my limit on
the new Galactic Visa..."
Occupant:
Boba Fett loves his foam rubber "We're
#1" hand and wears it everywhere.
Beedo:
Fett is paranoid that anyone might
see his ATM pin-number.
JediClone:
Alas, Fett's plan to save up for a cloning
cylinder was thrown off by the ghastly
cost of the new Insider figure 2packs.
Neoknight:
The Galactic Express Card. Don't
leave your homeworld without it!
MrTim:
The adventures of Easily Distracted
Bounty Hunter: "Five hundred credits
for the location of Han Solo -- say,
are those fritters?
NoobSaibot:
Boba got the last Ricke Krispies Treat!
Matteus:
we don't accept American Express
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