BEEDO:
Nine minutes of growls, howls, and a circus act later, Chewie's family decides to start calling people to find out what's 
keeping him. First, they call on Mark Hamill and R2-D2 in the midst of repairs. Now, I respect Mark, and I can't think of  
anyone who portrayed The Joker better, but he was wearing Aunt Beru's hair from SW:ANH.
 
  
Phrank:
Awww, how cute.

 Beedo:  
Oh, goody. someone shot and 
stuffed him. 

HanoverF: 
What, Me Wookie? 

J-Man: 
I'm the baby, gotta HIT me! 
 

   
 Beedo:  
Graphics by ColecoVision. 

NoobSaibot: 
Cool! Does this thing play "Joust"? 

MrTim: 
Cousin It sits down to play Atari. 

JediClone: 
GotCommodore64? 
 
 

   
Phrank:
...Family Photo perhaps?

 Beedo:  
o/` "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!""HELLO!" 

NoobSaibot: 
His family was why Chewie left 
home in the first place. 

HanoverF: 
Aww the Humans, Zerg, and Protoss 
are all singing "We Are The World" 
how sweet! 

MrTim: 
Death has Robocop in a headlock! 
It looks like this Celebrity Deathmatch 
is just about over, folks! 

Angel_Noir: 
On the next Springer: "Stormtrooper 
lover secrets". 
 
 
Phrank:
*ahem* Hello. My name is [insert 
name here], and I have been with
AA for ten years...

UnReality: 
Jonathan Brandis: loveable scamp or demon spawn? You decide. 

Beedo:  
Luke Skywalker will be played tonight 
by DOROTHY Hammill. 

J-Man: 
This is my Peter Pan impression. 

NoobSaibot: 
I think I just wet myself laughing 
at his hair. 

LuvBJones: 
"Today, the role of Luke Skywalker 
will be played by Sandy Duncan." 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Han Solo just conquered the Dark 
Side -- an' I hepped!" 

HanoverF: 
Mr. B Natural is Luke Skywalker 
in "JediBone 2: The Empire 
Strikes BaXXX" 

MrTim: 
When did Sandy Duncan join 
the Rebellion? 

Angel_Noir: 
Julie Andrews_IS_Luke Skywalker! o/` 
"The hiiiiillls are alive with the foooorce!" 
 

  
 Occupant:
. . . and that's why I . . . Artoo!
Get off my leg!

Beedo:  
Why is Artoo humping Luke's leg?! 

Neoknight: 
EEewww! I think Artoo's 
humping his leg!! 

J-Man: 
R2's in heat are never good... 

MrTim: 
"But I don't want to get married. I 
just want to . . . sing!" 

Occupant:. 
. . . and that's why I . . . Artoo! 
Get off my leg! 

HanoverF: 
My dog did that till we got him fixed. 

NoobSaibot: 
Looks like it's time to have R2 fixed. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Beep bop boo beep"*  *Translation: 
"Wanna date, sailor?" 

  
 J-Man: 
See what I mean? 

Beedo:  
Artoo was custm-fitted to 
easily convert to a bong. 

Matteus: 
R2? are you smoking again? 

MrTim: 
R2's smoking again! He's up to 
three packs a day, I hear. 

NoobSaibot: 
Oh, marijuana. That explains why 
Mark agreed to do this show. 

LuvBJones: 
Sandy spontaneously combusts to 
get out of the script early. 
 
 
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