Star Wars Holiday Special Gallery

BEEDO:
In an attempt to keep Lumpy quiet, Itchy puts on a holographic recording of a tumbling act. The performers (The
Wazzan Troupe) are quite good at acrobatics, but their costumes are, to quote MST3K, "good old-fashioned nightmare
fuel," constructed of more sequins, Spandex, and dyed ostrich feathers than one can find in Las Vegas. While the some of
the tumblers are flipping around in a position which can only be described as one integer lower than 70, the Pan- like,
androgynous ringmaster plays a fanfare on -- get this -- a gramophone horn.

Beedo:
Wanna make a futuristickyphotograph?
Two words: Fresnel lens.

J-Man:
I just love that big, walking carpet o'mine.

Dairai:
Have You Seen This Wookie?

MrTim:
Man, whoever ripped that rare
hologram-backed Chewbacca
trading card is gonna be in trouble!

Angel_Noir:
"To George, Thanks for the Rid,
all the best. Chewie."

Beedo:
Hang on. Grandpa'll put on "Lion
King" as soon as he gets his porno
tape out of the VCR.

Shimmergloom:
Aw, come on! You're almost full grown,
you can start drinking from a bottle now.

JediClone:
But Malla! It's your turn to
change Lumpy's litter box!

HanoverF:
"The minute Oscar comes out of there,
I'm eating like a king!"

MrTim:
.oO(Dammit, I can never remember
my briefcase combination!)

Dairai:
must... resist... 'lifting... the lid'... caps...

Angel_Noir:
We all feared for Todd's sanity when
his obsession for Star Wars led him to
constructing a 3D Millenium Falcon
puzzle in a wookie costume.

Phrank:
Pardon me, but I seem to be stuck
like this... hello?... Anyone?

Beedo:
Normally, I LIKE green dancing girls.
In this case, however, I'll need my
blaster rifle.

Matteus:
and this is the result of mixing '80's,
ice skating and breakdancing

MrTim:
I don't know what it is, but dollars
to doughnuts it's related to Mister
B Natural.

HanoverF:
It's the Deformed Soooul Train,
with the Ampute Dancers!

JediClone:
What happens when John Waters says
"Betelguese,Betelguese, Betelguese!"

Beedo:
Where are those dejarik monsters
when you need them?

Matteus:
this is some flea circus!!

Dairai:
Ladies and gentlemen, the Garbonzos...!

HanoverF:
Remember kids, if approached by a
giant inchworm, try to look taller, so it
will think it's getting a better meal.

MrTim:
"Form Legs And Feet!" -
- _Voltron: The Musical_

JediClone:
After the fame got to his head, Lucas
started seeing things... "Sign the filming
rights, George!" "SIGN IT!""Talk Art
Carney into it!" "Then kill yer dog..."
"Howard The Duck, George!
Howard the Duck!"