BEEDO:
Next, the Wookiees call a local trader, Sondan, who is played by Art Carney, a step down in dignity from playing  
sewer-worker Ed Norton. After some irritating sales pitches to an Imperial trooper who sounds suspiciously like Boba Fett,  
Sondan gives a blatant subtle assurance to Malla that Chewie and Han are on the way.  

Cut to stock footage of Darth Vader and an Imperial Officer cut from SW:ANH. The lip- synch of the officer was apparently  
handled by the same people who did the early Toho Godzilla dubbing.<
 
   
 Beedo:  
When did they film this in my bedroom?! 

Angel_Noir: 
After the destruction of the second 
Death Star, the empire was forced 
to supplement income by opening a 
few dollar stores. 

JediClone: 
David Prowse takes his weekly trip 
to the local food bank. 
 

 

   
 Phrank:
Ooooohhhh, fishy, fishy...fishy fish... 
A fishy... oooohhhhh..

Beedo:  
Mmmmm...  Bite-size! 

Matteus: 
Fisher Stephens in Hackers 2 

NoobSaibot: 
Bite-size do-it-yourself sushi! 

HanoverF: 
"These damn Sea Monkies are a rip off!" 

MrTim: 
"I'm crushing your head!" 

Angel_Noir: 
Imperial snow globes tended to suck ass 
 

   
  Beedo:  
Hey dere, Itchy Boy! 

NoobSaibot: 
Do you want to make more money? 
Sure, we all do. 

Agent_Moldy: 
Mr. Hooper and Snuffleuppagus - 
- the untold love story. 

HanoverF: 
"Welcome to you Virtual Super 
Cu-Hot damn, we hit the jackpot!" 

MrTim: 
"Like the new look, Cousin It; did you 
do something with your hair?" 
 
 Beedo:  
God? Art here. Please smite the 
jerks who got me into this. Amen. 

Neoknight: 
Darth Vader, AKA The Frugal Gourmet 

MrTim: 
"Now go stand in the corner until I tell 
you you can go!" "Yes, Lord Vader." 

 
 Beedo:  
See? Says right here. We can't wriggle 
out of this crap no matter what. 

HanoverF: 
"Ahhhh... Kids, why don't you leave 
Captain Kangeroo and Miss 
December alone for a while... or stay 
and watch, it's up to you." 

MrTim: 
"Hi, we're back with Madman Jack 
in the Morning here on WHAT Radio. 
It's time now for the national news." 
 

  
 Phrank:
And to our left, we have the early 
20th century impressionist 
painting "Skulls" by...

Occupant:
I, Stan, Take thee, Darth, to 
be my lawfully wedded . . .

Beedo:  
There will be a substantial reward 
for the one who finds the writers, 
producers, and director of "The Star 
Wars Holiday Special." You are free 
to use any methods necessary, but we 
want them DEAD. 

MrTim: 
o/` "Girl I'd like to know where/ 
You got the notion!" o/` 

HanoverF: 
"Man this plastic really rides up. *sigh* 
The things I do for my reign of terror." 

Occupant: 
I, Stan, Take thee, Darth, to be 
my lawfully wedded . . . 

JediClone: 
"My Lord, did you know your 
shadow looks like a 10-year-old boy?" 
"shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP! 
 
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