Beedo:
Meanwhile, at stately Wookiee Manor...
Matteus:
we're playing Donkey Kong Land!
Enapov:
Looks like the ewoks are
stepping up in the world!
NoobSaibot:
The Ewok Village 2000.
Agent_Moldy:
A planet where giant tiki torches evolved
from men? Nahhh, um, a planet where
crayons evolved from men? Nnnnooo...
MrTim:
Aw, man, I hate it when they mix
live action and animation!
Dairai:
failed concept for 'The Jetsons Meet
the Flintstones'...
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Phrank:
... I wonder what this tastes like...
TomServo_1:
Is that guy going to eat that, play that,
or is that a model he's making?
Beedo:
.oO{Well, this was SUPPOSED to
be Miss July, but what they Hell.}
J-Man:
I found this in Mommy's dresser
Matteus:
another bad hennah rinse
JediClone:
Itchy. Power 1. Ability 1.
All Wookies at same site are power
-2 while forced to take care of his
withering toothless ass.
Enapov:
Ha! I can see those little guys in there
come out so I can eat ya!
Shimmergloom:
Heh, heh, heh. The rare red variant
X-Wing, and it's all mine!
Neoknight:
"Damn the Hair Club for Men!"
Agent_Moldy:
Little Wookies throughout the universe
eagerly await gifts from Chewie Claus,
the kindly, old soul who carefully crafts
toys, chews them up, then delivers them
to all the good Wookies.
HanoverF:
Star Wars Chewable Viatamins,
With Vitamin X
Angel_Noir:
Bigfoot and UFOs together? I think
the Sightings guy just wet himself.
MrTim:
Grandpa started playing with dolls
again about six months ago . . . we're
thinking about having him committed.
Dairai:
Uncle Jerry!
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Kathy_Pulver:
ATTICA!! ATTICA!!
Beedo:
"Distance to Lumpy?" "One-seven,
decimal, two-eight." "Target,
MAXIMUM FIREPOWER!"
Matteus:
Paul, you is a warwilf
Enapov:
Sasquatch?
JediClone:
Kibbles n' Bits! Kibbles n' Bits!
I wanna get some Kibbles n' Bits!
HanoverF:
"What, ain't you never seen death take
a crap before? Now Beat it or I'll
sick Brad Pitt on ya!"
MrTim:
Meanwhile, in the throne room
of Gorilla City . . .
Angel_Noir:
Fuzzy Wuzzy speaks out. "Yeah,
I was a bear with no hair. Then I
discovered Propecia!"
Dairai:
Epil-Stop prepares to meet its
greatest challenge...
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Beedo:
Even in an enlightened galaxy far,
far away, females still wear aprons
and are relegated to the kitchen.
Matteus:
Martha Steward gets weird
Enapov:
Ewww, what a look ,
what a smell , clean this up!
Dairai:
'Medevil' Martha Stewart will next
present a simply delightful recipe for
gruel...
MrTim:
Use the Focus, Luke!
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Phrank:
If you don'e eat this, we're eating
leftovers tomorrow, instead of
the Ewoks I have in the freezer!
Beedo:
Oh, wow, Mom! Dog biscuits! Thanks!
Dairai:
Wookies live on onion rings...?
HanoverF:
"You've been seeing that Captain Kirk
again, have'nt you, you tramp!"
MrTim:
"Eat your wood shavings young man,
or it's no linseed oil for you tonight!
Angel_Noir:
Worf goes through puberty. "Eat your
ga'ak, honey. And don't forget to shave."
JediClone:
Bigfoot at home: "Mom! I just saw
this weird hairless THING out in
the forest!" "Yeah, Sure you did.
Clean off the table."
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Beedo:
Lumpy's behind bars! They
read my mind!
J-Man:
All kids should be placed...
Matteus:
this is what you get when you cross
Robin Williams with Gary Coleman
Dairai:
Pantene's wet dream
HanoverF:
Ed Asner!
MrTim:
Marlon Brando *is* _An American
Werewolf In Prison_!
Angel_Noir:
FLASH! GARY COLEMAN'S
GLAND PROBLEM LEEDS
TO TROUBLE WITH LAW.
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