TomServo_1:
(Han singing) Fly like a moron...
Phrank:
Disco time!
UnReality:
"Ding ding ding goes the trolley, clang
clang clang goes the bell!"
NoobSaibot:
Harrison Ford was in the Broadway
production of "Stayin' Alive".
Agent_Moldy:
o/ ONE! Singular sensation! Every
little step I take! o/
MrTim:
Harrison Ford as Michael Flatley?
Nah, too easy.
HanoverF:
"Now Chewie, these Amish fear
technology... so I'm gonna land this
sucker right on top of their barn!"
Angel_Noir:
"Set time curciuts to 1973. I have to
stop myself before I sign my life
away to Lucasfilm."
Beedo:
Ole'!
Enapov:
I love you this much! |
Kathy_Pulver:
"Hey, you wanna see something
scary?" "Too late; I've already
read the script..."
TomServo_1:
<Han> Shut up, Chewie. I'm trying to
make a good manuever here. <Chewie>
(in Chewbaccese) Why don't you try
making a good MOVIE instead!?
UnReality:
"I thought you LIKED it when I touched
you there!"
Beedo:
Why are they piloting the Falcon
from the broom cupboard?
JediClone:
"Arrrr Wooo Woof" *Translation:*
<Please forgive me. I'm sorry
I called you a 'cheap Dash Rendar
rip-off'.>
Enapov:
Tell me do I really smell?
Matteus:
Ron Pearlman???
Dairai:
Carly Simon!
MrTim:
"Not now, Chewie, I'm just about to
see her finally take off those buns of
hair!"
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TomServo_1:
Taylor, we're coming down. Damn
you, damn you all to hell!
UnReality:
Freud would have a field day with the
Empire's shipbuilders.
Beedo:
Stock footage off the port stern!
NoobSaibot:
When pizza attacks.
HanoverF:
Illumanti's gonna get you!
MrTim:
The Imperial Anal Probe approaches.
Angel_Noir:
On the next "Real Stories of the
Galactic Empire": "Yeah, we're gonna
pull over this ship, got an expired
inspection sticker..."
Enapov:
phalic symbolism
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TomServo_1:
Chewie, close the curtains, we got hail!
Phrank:
Holy shit!... Let's try that one again!
UnReality:
"I'd hate to see the bird that crapped
that one!"
Enapov:
I knew I shouldn't have taken acid!
Beedo:
My God! It's full of stars!
Matteus:
car wash?
NoobSaibot:
"No-streak formula" my ass
HanoverF:
Someones been sniffing white-out...again
MrTim:
"Hang on, Chewie, we're about to
make the jump to a _Doctor Who_
credit sequence!"
Dairai:
"Damn, the mosquitoes are bad
this year..."
Shimmergloom:
I just love watching the starsnow. It
truly is that special time of year.
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TomServo1:
...nobody cared.
Phrank:
There lived an old man and
his pet Chewbacca...
UnReality:
"...nothing much happened. But we'd
already spent all this money on titles,
so...."
Enapov:
Foot fungus grew to emmense
porportions!
Beedo:
H. Ross Perot was born.
Matteus:
just skip to ".....the end."
Dairai:
The Great Maker created Caption
This, and it was good...
MrTim:
We wouldn't have had to
watch this drek.
Angel_Noir:
These are the voyages of-oops, sorry. |
TomServo_1:
See your loved ones be cut up
with laser fire from Darth Vader
during the holidays.
Phrank:
... Is a production of Reality Bytes
Inc. All rights reserved...
UnReality:
Answering the question "how far can
Lucas possibly milk this thing?"
Beedo:
I've got a BAD feeling about this...
Enapov:
Okay.....I'm concerned.
Neoknight:
AKA blatent commercialization
before its time
Matteus:
Didn't we learn from a
Brady Christmas???
NoobSaibot:
"Are we being punished?" "Yes."
HanoverF:
AKA The Biggest Mistake Before
"Radioland Murders"
Angel_Noir:
My God, its full of caps!
Dairai:Come on, one more word...
'edition'... you know you want to...
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