BEEDO:
I'm not a particularly religious person, but I can now say without a shadow of a doubt that I know how God  
felt when He said  "Don't touch that fruit, it'll bring you a world of hurts," and then watching Adam and Eve go 
ahead and eat the damn thing anyway. It started with one of the most evil, twisted things ever to have existed  
coming into my life. And I don't mean Michael  Eisner. I'm referring to The Star Wars Holiday Special.   

The Star Wars Holiday Special, herein referred to as SWHS, has long been considered one of the grails of collecting.  
A few  fans can recall hazy memories of its original airing in 1978, and many have gone on epic quests to attain a bootleg  
copy. I  tagged along with one of my friends to a comic convention to sell off some of my memorabilia, and Lo, there  
it was on the table at the video booth: the SWHS. And for only fifteen dollars! I shelled out the money, and when  
we returned to my friend's house, we popped the tape in his VCR. I thought we were in for a treat. Oh, the folly of youth!  

What followed was so mind-numbingly awful, Chris threatened to kill me then and there if I didn't eject the tape  
immediately. Since lending the dread cassette to a number of friends, they have returned it to me with ashen complexions,  
muttering "I never thought it could be that bad." But I warned them. Herein lies the account of a show so execrable,  
George Lucas disavows its existence, and Harrison Ford refused to work on television ever again. I am telling you  
all this in the hope that you will avoid this piece of trash at all costs and retain your blissful ignorance of its horrors.

 
  
 TomServo_1:
Chewie really needs a breath
mint...whew!!!

Phrank: 
I wonder if Chewie's allergic to fur? 

Mr13: 
Wookies hate when they 
get sand in their shoes. 

UnReality: 
"Want milkbone NOW!" 
 
Beedo: 
"Kick 'im in the nads!" 
"Wookiees don't HAVe nads!" 
*Thunk!* "ROOOOOAAARRR!" 
"Wookiees got nads!" 
 
Matteus: 
d'you like "seafood"? 

Neoknight: 
This week  on "You're Shitting Me 
Theater," Chewie's Broadway Review! 

Enapov: 
Just look at my teeth, their disgusting! 

Dairai: 
I see James Hetfield let his beard 
grow out again... 

Agent_Moldy: 
Terror ensued after Robin Williams 
mistook Rogaine for aspirin. 

HanoverF: 
You'd never know the Star Wars 
movies were shot in England... 

MrTim: 
o/` Bowwowwow yippeyoyippeyay 
bowwow yippeyo yippeyay! o/` 

Shimmergloom: 
Wuirwolf? 
 

   
TomServo_1: 
Okay...which was it, blue, green, red.
Wait wait, no it's green red blue. No, 
no, blue green red, purple...

Mr13: 
"Rosebud"

LuvBJones: 
.oO(Maybe it's not too late to get in
on that 'Regarding Henry' script...)

JediClone: 
There wolf!... There castle!... There 
agent!... There go cuncussion missle! 
<Ka-BLAM!> 

Dairai: 
and the aptly-named Sir"Not 
Appearing In This Special"... 

MrTim: 
With lighting like this, I'm surprised 
the _Star Wars Holiday Special_ hasn't 
been shown on the Sci-Fi Channel! 

UnReality: 
Aw, why'd ya have to go and mention 
The Devil's Own, you meany? You've 
made him sad... 

Beedo: 
.oO{I'm never working on 
television ever again.} 
 
JediClone: 
.oO(... Well, maybe in the last Young 
Indianna Jones Chronicles movie to 
play on ABC...But other than that, 
NEVER!)Oo. 

Matteus: 
he realised his deodorant just 
gave up on him 

Enapov: 
*smirk #34* 
 

   
 TomServo_1: 
Harrison Ford taking a guest 
appearance on "Home Boys in Outer 
Space" this Thanksgiving.

UnReality: 
"Huh huh...cockpit..." 

Beedo: 
"Pete?" "Yeah, Harry?" "Think 
you can pull the arms off our agents?" 
"I'll give it a go." 

Agent_Moldy: 
"Arrrrrgh?  Arrrrrgh?  Arrrrrgh?  " 
"No, Chewie, we are NOT there yet!" 

MrTim: 
"My God! She *does* have a 
tattoo there!" 

HanoverF: 
"Aww Chewie! Not on the lether seats 
again! Stop marking your teritory!" 

Matteus: 
Bobo's yougner brother Dodo 

Dairai: 
You think it's any easier to cut 
donuts in space...? 

Enapov: 
When are we going to find 
a galactic rest area? 
 
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