Matteus:  
aren't you supposed to rub 
that under your arm? 

Reynard T Fox:  
"My beautiful, brand new Norelco.  
With the goo, even." 

LuvBJones:  
All this for a Vanish Drop-In? 

MrTim:  
"Alahs, poor Yohrik. Hasta  
la vista, Horatio!" 

Angel_Noir: 
 o/`"...because diamonds are a 
paranoid-schitzophrenic-homicidal- 
arch-criminal's best friend!..." 

Beedo: 
Arnold is easily distracted by 
small, shiny objects. 
 
 

  
Matteus: 
I'm sure this scene was in  
the movie for a reasosn... 

BuckFifty:  
"Howdy folks!  Welcome to  
Hardware Harry's do it yourself tips.  
Today, we're gonna install a sky  
ligh..*crack* Uh oh *crash*  
AHHHHH!"  *thud* 

Reynard T Fox: 
The Cathedral of Keogh. 

LuvBJones: 
"I'm king of the 
**WAAAAAAAGHGGH**!!! 

Beedo: 
Word of advice, Bats. The last 
person to swish his cape upon 
 entering a room was Liberace. 

Angel_Noir: 
"What are you?""I'm Bat-" 
*CRASH!* "CUT! CUT! What 
the hell are you doing Clooney? 
That window's comming out 
of your paycheck!" 
 

  
MrTim:  
Well, Twisted Metal III  
*looks* good . . . 

LuvBJones:  
These David Copperfield shows  
get wierder all the time! 

JediClone: 
So their idea of saving a museum 
is to smash through the walls, 
and crash into priceless artifacts? 

Beedo: 
Looks like the Sci-Fi Channel's 
drunken cameraman found 
more work. 
 
 

  
MrTim:  
Even Cable shows up to kick  
Schumacher's ass! 

JediClone: 
Joel's off camera commentary: 
"No no no! You look too  
comfortable with your lines!  
Less ease, more cheese!" 

Matteus:  
hee hee, he's like the Tin 
Man in The Wiz 

LuvBJones:  
**oil can**  

Beedo: 
Oh, crap.Arnold's schnockered 
and doing his chipmunk 
impression again. 
 
 

  
Matteus:  
why are they dancing?! this movie 
is already making me angry 

JediClone: 
Will someone remind me again why 
the Animated Series people dont  
get to write a movie? 

LuvBJones:  
"HERE COMES ... THE  
ZAMBONI!!" *RAAAHH* 

Beedo: 
Is this where the sportscasters do 
replays with the TeleStrator? 
 
Angel_Noir: 
Nancy Kerrigan and Tara Lypinski 
are accosted by a Michelle 
Kwan/Tonya Harding hit squad. 
 
 

  
Matteus: 
They can't resist having their 
tummies rubbed 
LuvBJones: 
"ONE - SINGULAR 
SENSATION!!"
MrTim: 
They're shaking in their boots!
Matteus: 
Mommy! some big kid came
and pushed my Batman and 
Robin toys down!
E_B_A: 
"Push! Push! I can see the thorax!
That's right! Keep pusing! It's an- 
it's an... an IT!"
Angel_Noir:  
*POW!**BAM!*"Holy Lazy 
Boy, Batman! Do you think Superman
needs our help?""Nah, pass the beer, 
chum."*RELAX!**WATCH TV!* 
JediClone:  
Filmed in spectacular  
Polygamy Vision!  

NightTrain:  
When Batman and Robin said they  
"were always ready for action," I  
thought they meant.... Oh, never mind.