Widget:
"Written"? This thing was actually
WRITTEN?! Talk about You're
Shittin' Me Theater...
LuvBJones:
But does the Batmobile also gives
you a really smooth, close shave.
JediClone:
<Robin> "Why is yours bigger
than mine?"<Batman> "Genetics"
UnReality:
"Character development? We don't need
no stinkin' character development!" |
MrTim:
Maybe we can get Barbara Gordon
to
ruin this guy's credit rating or
something.
LuvBJones:
Let's start a rumor that Schumacher
cast himself as the next Batman...
Neoknight:
I do curse thee, Joel Schumacher,
to roast in hell for all eternity.
Reynard T Fox:
Author of "Trampling Bob Kane's
Grave For Fun and Profit."
Widget:
In the tradition of Coleman Francis
and Rick Sloane, there's...
JOEL SCHUMACHER!
Beedo:
Uh, oh. Shumacher.
I've got a bad
feeling about this.
Angel_Noir:
Thanks for killing the series before
we got to the Scarecrow, asshole!
Xexus:
Warning! the remaining scenes
contain bad acting, poor
choreography, and bad special
effects. Proceed at your
own risk!
 |
MrTim:
It's bumper car night at
Blackhawk Stadium tonight!
LuvBJones:
"I came to see a ballet, and
dammit, I'm gonna get one!"
Matteus:
another Disney on Ice thing eh?
Xexus:
Meanwhile, while the dynamic
duo did their dirty deeds, deceitful
doings dared daze der dudd ddddd
ddd dd ... oh screw it,
Angel_Noir:
Meanwhile, in "The Museum
of Bad Set Design"... |
Widget:
"STOP! In the name of
Krispy-Kreme!"
Neoknight:
*in unison* "Stop, or my
partner will shoot!"
LuvBJones:
Dance of the Rent a Cop Fairys
BuckFifty:
"Now you gone and made me
get up son...*BLAM* *BLAM*
*BLAM* FREEZE!"
Matteus:
just standing around picking their noses
MrTim:
"We want you,/ We want you,/
We want you as a new recruit!"
UnReality:
Put the donuts down on the ground and walk
away slowly...NOW, mister!
Beedo:
*KABLAM!*
Stop, or we'll shoot!
NightTrain:
"All right, freeze! Uhh...No, wait, don't!"
|
Matteus:
c'mon viagra work your magic!
Neoknight:
Arnold models the newest
fashions in B&D wear.
Matteus:
Booo!! HSSSSSS
LuvBJones:
From carnival midways and
traveling amusements comes
MR. FLOSS! "I hope you like
strawberry! BAHAHAHA!"
MrTim:
No, no, no, Arnold, you're supposed
to be *frigid*, not *wooden*!
Angel_Noir:
"Sarah Conner?" "No." "Are you
sure?" "I think I know my own name!"
"Is this 714 Wilcrest?" "No, that's two
houses down." "Oh, my bad!"
Xexus:
Conan, the Proctologist
|
Reynard T Fox:
Dammit, Jedi, you said there wouldn't
BE any more Titanic screengrabs!
LuvBJones:
"He coated us in crispy,
cottony candy goodness!"
Matteus:
what Freeze failed to notice was
that they were bringing him his
bagel and coffee
Jorie:
I told them not to turn the
air conditioner on so high
NightTrain:
My last girlfriend whenever *I*
wanted to have sex.
Xexus:
When Superman masturbates |
