MrTim:
"I don't want to fight crime!
I just want to . . . sing!"
JediClone:
I dunno... using S&M tools as
weapons seems much more
The Huntress' style.
LuvBJones:
"This may feel a little cold at first."
Beedo:
o/' We're men,
we're men in tights...!
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MrTim:
"Rampage . . . TERRORIZE!
Yeah-ha-ha-ha!" (Jedi, quit slipping
_Beast Wars_ footage into this thing!)
Reynard T Fox:
Even Batman trembled at the
sight of Mr. Freeze's Zamboni
of Death.
LuvBJones:
MEGAWEAPON!
MEGAWEAPON!!
Widget:
"It's the killer pincushion! RUN!!!"
Matteus:
Feed me Seymour
NightTrain:
Hey! Give Dr. Octopus back his car.
Angel_Noir:
Senseing a Preperation H attack, Bob's
hemmeriods prepare for the worst...
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LuvBJones:
"I can't come back ... I don't
know how it works!!!"
JediClone:
o/' Pigs in SPAAAACE!
E_B_A:
Suddenly, the chocolate factory
was nowhere to be seen, and
Charlie wondered why he had been
joined by Lui Kang and Sonya.
NightTrain:
The John C Holmes Memorial
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Widget:
"Hey, y'ever try these X-Ray Specs before?
Try 'em on when you're at a girls' gymnastics meet! They're COOL!"
MrTim:
o/` "Don't let the sun/ Set fire to me!" o/`
BuckFifty:
"Damn cheap lenses, always foggin'
up. Fuck you Lens Express!"
Matteus:
SHE BLINDED ME
WITH SCIENCE!
Reynard T Fox:
Sick to death of hearing him repeat the
same damn jokes over and over again,
Paul Shaffer decides to bust a majo
LuvBJones:
Colonel Sanders IS Gene Simmons
IN The John Elway Story
JediClone:
Nazi scientists cyronically preserved
Buddy Holly's brain?
Angel_Noir:
Man, those disguises Michael
Jackson wears are getting stranger
and stranger!
Beedo:
First time in a tanning booth,
eh, Arnie?
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Widget:
"No, no, NO!! You can't make me watch 'The
Lost Boys' AGAIN!!!"
MrTim:
"I'm Batman! Bleah!" "More
intimidating, please, Mr. Clooney."
JediClone:
Where the Farelly Brothers got
the idea for that "hairspray" gag.
JediClone:
Just realizing the kind of hazing he's
going to get after the premeire once
the ER gang sees this show.
Matteus:
kinky
LuvBJones:
"Hey, could someone send the
manicurist in here, I've been waiting for
half an hour! Hello?? HELLO??"
Jazzsoda:
And topping Mr Blackwell's list of
fashion no-no's this year, it's Batman
with the frilly cuffs that just scream "I
wanna be your crack whore, matey!".
Beedo:
Hey, KINKY!
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Matteus:
I'm going to point the HELL
out of this!!!
JediClone:
alas, O'Donel manages to
completely miss the point of yet
another scene <rimshot>
LuvBJones:
"'Do Not Shine Light Pen Directly Into
Eye.' Huh-huh-huhuhuhuhuh!"
Beedo:
O'Donnell, you idiot, you can't
vaporize anyone with a laser-pointer!
NightTrai:n:
Dammit Batman, the anal probe was
YOUR idea! Now hold still.
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