Jorie:
When I was your age, we didn't
have rubber suits or batmobiles. We
had to walk seventy miles in the snow.
Each way. Nekkid.
BuckFifty:
"Excuse me Master Bruce. There's
an Adam West on the telephone.
Something about 'sliding down
the batpole'..."
Neoknight:
Don't forget the milk!!
And Fluffy needs food!"
LuvBJones:
*GASP* *AACK*
MrTim:
"Science!"
UnReality:
Oh no, sir, I always dreamed of being
butler to a wacko in a bat suit...
NightTrain:
Mahster Bruce--your copy of "Big
Jugs Monthly" has arrived.
To be perfectly honest,it arrived three
days ago; but I was using it.
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MrTim:
"Tarantulus . . . TERRORIZE!"
JediClone:
The only Batmobile that makes the
one in the TV show look dangerous.
LuvBJones:
Diharrea is like a Batmobile
raging inside of you...
Angel_Noir:
"Thunderbirds are, uh...Line!"
Beedo:
I thought tailfins went out in the 50's
UnReality:
Minutes later the Batmobile is
rear-ended by the Mystery Machine
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JediClone:
If Dennis Rodman were a vampire,
I think his coffin would go
something like this...
Reynard_T_Fox:
Batcave After Hours: "We work
hard, we play hard." *insert C&C
Music Factory here*
Neoknight:
While Batman digs the flames,
Robin insists upon funky neon disco-
lights for his mode of transportation.
LuvBJones:
Rorschach's toaster.
MrTim:
*Another* new costume
for the Flash?
Matteus:
made this is shop class
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LuvBJones:
o/~ I can't seem to forget you /
your Windsong stays on my mind o/~
JediClone:
In tonights's episode,
Flash-In-The-Pan Boy faces his
arch nemesis: Instant Obscurity
Man! <Bom Bom BOM!>
Beedo:
If Schumacher gooses me one more time,
I'm gonna crush his windpipe.
UnReality:
Remember when I had talent?
You neither, huh? |
Widget:
.oO(Gosh, I like pie!)
LuvBJones:
.oO (Damn ... forgot to powder
the Batsuit.)
Reynard T Fox:
"Master Wayne, shall I smash the
imperialistic, running-dog capitalist
regime today?" "How 'bout ya just
iron my socks, think you can handle
that?" "Yes, sir."
BuckFifty:
When asked why he doesn't
accompany the Caped Crusader on
his rounds, Alfred recounts an
embarassing incident involving a
midget's fist to the nuts...
MrTim:
George Burns, ladies and gentlemen!
Okay, so he's dead; he *still* would
bring up the quality of this movie!
Beedo:
Master Bruce, I.... Zzzzzzzzzz...!
Huh? Blasted narcolepsy!
Angel_Noir:
Sure Alfred's job sucked, but he got
some pleasure watching Robin leave.
The way the rubber hugged his
tight young ass...
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LuvBJones:
Latin American dictators prefer
'Batman and Robin' two to one!
Neoknight:
"Mission? I was just calling to
say hello, Batman!"
MrTim:
That's not Commisioner
Gordon, that's Maigret!
Matteus:
in the future, all flies come complete
with little televisions
Angel_Noir:
Whoops, time to feed my
Commissioner Gordon Giga Pet..."
NightTrain:
"Calling Dick Tracy!
Calling Dick Tracy!" |
