Neoknight:  
a visual representation of the trues 
state of Joel Schumacher's heart.  
Cold, icy, and black as night.... 

MrTim:  
Maybe *we* can get Warner Brothers 
a present. Burning every copy we can  
find of this film, for instance. 

Widget:  
HEY!  What about the  
Warner Sister?! 

Reynard T Fox: 
...a familiar logo, some really flashy FX, 
and an all-star cast of morons! 

 Angel_Noir: 
Remember to store your Warner 
BrothersBatman logo in a cool dry place... 

Unreality: 
Famous last words: 
"how bad can it be...?

  

Matteus:  
I just watched a Batman cartoon  
last night and it was better than this 

Reynard T Fox:  
Joel Schumacher, having killed the 
Batman film legacy, returns to kick 
the hell out of it's corpse. 

MrTim:  
Yes, folks, because you called  
our 900-number and demanded it,  
it's _Batman - Robin_! 

UnReality: 
The horror! The horror! 

Beedo: 
...sittin in a tree.. 

  

BuckFifty:  
Tonight on Easily Distracted  
Superheroes... "Crime, it's everywhere  
Robi..."  "HOLY SHIT BATMAN!  
Look down there!  You can see that  
chick's hooters!" 

Neoknight:  
Half the cost of this movie was spent 
on the display cases for the toys. 

Matteus:  
I bet I can write my name in the snow 

Reynard T Fox:  
Since I've never seen this movie  
before, perhaps I shouldn't riff it  
so mercilessly. <prozac wears off> 
Ah, fuck it! 

MrTim: 
"I'm not talking to you." 

Xexus: 
Meanwhile at the Bat-Urinal, it was 
obvious Robin had been drinking 
much more than he claimed 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"Jerk." "Loser." "Freak." "Dork." 
"Orphan." "Hey, so are you!" 
"Oh, yeah. Sorry." 

NightTrain: 
Cue theme from "The Good, 
The Bad, and The Ugly" 

  

Matteus:  
I can hear the gears in his head 

Reynard T Fox: 
"We will soon take over your puny 
planet, as our technology is far superior 
to yours! End communication,  
ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha. 

MrTim:  
"Codpiece . . . too tight . . . can't . . . breathe!" 

JediClone: 
When I find the idiot who casted 
Rip Taylor as Ras' Al Ghul... 
 
UnReality: 
"I'll turn this Batmobile right around, 
mister, don't think that I won't!" 

  

Matteus:  
don't laugh! someone poured tar 
over my eyes when I was little  

BuckFifty: 
It's good to see Tina Yothers back in  
show biz...What?  A guy?  Uh oh... 

MrTim:   
And they call Green Lantern  
"Crab-Faced Guy"! 

Angel_Noir: 
"The Man in the Iron Mask" on
the next "Poorly Researched Theatre"
 
Beedo: 
Smug Mode 

  

Neoknight:  
Screw a 409!! I got a nuclear reactor  
under the hood of this baby! 

Matteus:  
well, at least this shite has  
a cool light show 

Reynard_T_Fox:  
*insert Michael Jackson joke here* 

MrTim:  
Geez, Jedi, you sure do  
like your blue lighting!