echostation:
Luckily, he remembered the bottle of whiskey above the coat rack. Soon, Pete was feeling pretty damn good!
Indomitus:
By this time his lungs were aching for... OW! Who threw that?
Indomitus:
"When my dead, bloated body rises to the surface, they'll know my secret! How embarrassing!"
echostation:
"And all those who want a serious ass-grabbing come to me!" cried Mr. Wells.
Indomitus:
Boy, was he wrong. Of course, he wouldn't know just how wrong until his head hit that rock. Poor little bitch.
Meldrick:
...planning the best spot to dismember and bury the body.
GersonK:
...and in that moment, his life is changed forever.
Indomitus:
"Why, he's waving at me. Hi, Ron! And what's he shouting? Help Tyne Dowdy? I don't know what that means. Hi, Ron!"
Meldrick:
"I can do that 'Help! Cramps! I'm drowning' part easy."
echostation:
Then Pete saw the dorsal fin emerge and Ron went down with a jolt. "On second thought, maybe not," he said.
echostation:
"...and drop your shorts, big boy!"
Tommys Dad:
"Have you hugged your priest today?"