Indomitus:
'Cause he's a little bitch.
echostation:
"I've done a few headers into the trash can, but I don't think that counts..."
Tommys Dad:
Pete's a dead weight on society.
GersonK:
Ron is on the Picnic Un-American Activities Comittee
Indomitus:
The vote is in. You're a wuss, Pete. Okay, shove him into the deep end.
GersonK:
"...maybe I can divert attention by phoning in a tip on Nancy to the PUAC"
echostation:
Suddenly, he has an idea. "I know," says Pete, "I'll tell them that I'm on my period!"
GersonK:
"Be sure the potato salad gets enough sunlight."
echostation:
Mr. Wells then hurried into the Boys' Locker Room to watch them get changed.
Indomitus:
Next round of pedophilia is on the house! Woo-hoo!
echostation:
He stalls by rubbing his ass on the locker door.
Indomitus:
The only way to hide his secret is to shoot Ron and dump the body.