Beckett:
"We are the Borg ...there's nothing in the fridge ...anything good on TV tonight ? ...we're bored."
windsong27:
Ah, another day, another 12 hours of buying useless stuff on eBay.
windsong27:
Miniature oxygen cannisters for ants with emphezema
flavio:
"Never know when the big one's gonna drop and I'll be ready when it does by cracky!"
flavio:
Centerfold for Undertaker Monthly
windsong27:
OK, guys, contact lenses don't grow on trees. Keep on looking.
flavio:
The Japanese whaling fleet's collection of unanswered messages in a bottle from cartoon guys stranded on desert island's in the New Yorker.
flavio:
Pimp my hope chest
amycamus:
In the beginning, God created the I-5. And he saw that he was late, so he added the HOV lanes.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Dammit. I thought my caps were at least worth a check-plus.
zeey:
My timing, as always, is impeccable.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Junk bonds. Buy 'em buy the hundreds. Wipe your ass with 'em. Mock us and snicker. We hate ourselves.