SirEnochTheChaste:
Meet Harold. Harold is a perfect square, evenly divisible by 2, 3, 4, 8, and 12.
amycamus:
"Hi. Welcome to Palm Springs, home of mid-century design and lesbian golf."
amycamus:
"You're gonna stay here and milk the cows, do you hear me?? You are NOT going to some lesbian golf tournament in Palm Springs." "But DAD..."
Moatas:
Buying silverware? Sheesh, what ever happened to getting the girl blind drunk and then taking her to bed?
SirEnochTheChaste:
*sniff* I'm sorry, I don't see a fruiting knife, a gazpacho spoon, or a third-course fork. I simply shall not be attending this finishing school.
SirEnochTheChaste:
These were very popular gifts at weddings before the advent of edible underwear.
amycamus:
This archeological find really has the potential to transform the way we've thought about Australeopithicus Man.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Well, first you start with the fangs, then you draw the monocle and the high black collar, and then... D'OH!
amycamus:
[Caravaggio's voice off-screen]: "Okay, got my easel set up. You can bring in the naked boy now."
NurseNoir:
...before the cosmetic surgery.
zee:
aka BOX OFFICE GOLD
zee:
That is one sexy septic tank!