Matteus:
Well, you didn't have Prince Albert in the can but now you can say you had Prince Charles
freezer2:
"You did great for a first time bowler Sanchez, wow I pity the pins, and the guy who has to clean your piss off of them, why'd you do that anyway?"
Indomitus:
"What I want's not on the menu, baby." "Just because it's not on *that* menu..."
Indomitus:
"Well, time to go beat the livin crap out of some hobos."
freezer2:
Dr. Suess's new line of farming machinery tests out it's new bamboozeller.
Indomitus:
"Hey! No diesel engines in the bar! We don't serve their kind here."
McFrenzy:
I hate it when I'm at Red Lobster and the ghosts make you wear NHL hockey shirts.
rickubis:
I'm Tom Razbo, Man of Tomorrow! Well... I was yesterday. I guess I'm... Man of Today! Or was that two days ago...
windsong27:
Not to be confused with Yourlar, which is a trademark for absolutely nothing.
Beckett:
"Suddenly, Bob's explosive colon disease... well... you know."
Beckett:
"For the ACTIVE woman... if you get my meaning."
Beckett:
"Well, maybe I don't know art, but I know a bag of shit when I see it."