Indomitus:
"First, though, I'd like to ask for a volunteer to come up here and help me pull this pipe from me ass."
LauraPowers:
"You think I'm a clown? You think I am here to amuse you?"
LauraPowers:
Some chick with a camera and a native american mask is going to come in wearing JC Penny terry clothe hooker wear any minute now.
Indomitus:
"Atlantis! See? Proof!" "Ted, that's my patio."
Indomitus:
The lesser-known "Listening to His Master's Judas Priest Records"
meQal:
oO(Hear my master's voice, my ass. I dropped my chew toy down this thing.)Oo
echostation:
"Hellooooo... ladies." *zzzzzzip*
FryGirl:
"As a matter of fact, I *was* born in a barn!"
Loodvig:
"Vanilla Ice?? How'd this get in here?"
KIPPAGE:
After Star Trek, Sargon got a Globe lift and Taught Astrogation in Poughskeepie...
Shanky:
"Draw a happy little tree, dammit!"
144b:
And we think that Waldo's here. Him or Ben Laden. Either one, Mr. President sir?